October 08 POF Contest

[Matthew Ironjaw]

Matthew Ironjaw was a strapping lad,
but with the ladies - his luck was bad.
He fancied a lass that he taught to shoot,
She shot him dead and took his loot!

Here lies Matthew Ironjaw,
He is buried with a giant crab claw.
The morticians decided "what the heck?".
as they could not remove it from around his neck.

(alternate character)

Here lies Lester Moore,
He was feeling ill and knocked on Doc Grog's door.
No Les No More.