October 08 POF Contest
 

Swashbuckler II lie beneath yer feat.
T'was a mighty glitch master, very elite.
Until a glitch backfired, much to his surprise.
Turned him into a flytrap, and soon his demise.

Here lies Erich the Great,
He should have paid attention to what he ate.
The rum was tainted,
We thought he fainted.
And that's how Jones sealed his fate.
:rip:

Ok, I'll give it a try


Hope you like it.

See ya.

An Epitaph of Epic Proportions!
 

How's that now, Zep?

:rip:


Nikki was a pirate with not much to her name
She sailed day and night seeking fortune and fame

She was handy with her dagger and not bad with a staff
And she took on all enemies with a shrug and a laugh

She was faring pretty well, every hurdle she did jump
Until along came a big ole stump, that knocked her on her rump

So ended her pirate career, and I hope you all see
That you should never go hunting for an angry ole tree :huh:

Kat Wildcastle was a brave soul
She tried as she might to defeat the fly traps
Oh but what a pity, she fought them off by herself
You can guess where she is now
look benieth your feet, and take two steps back
for your standing on poor Kat Wildcastle
and she was a wild one at that

Some of the many R.I.P. of reaver

here lies reaver evidently not
the brightest bulb in the batch
for had he had half a brain those
three assassins would have
been avoided

on a different day:

here lies reaver the idiot
who took in the entire navy
without so much as one tonic

another day:

here lies reaver he took on
a behemoth with his war sloop
and no crew

another day:

here lies reaver he killed himself
in a blaze of glory with a fire bomb
rather than stop drop and roll he ran
round in circles

another day:

here lies reaver im not even
sure how i died

Here lies Charlie Baltimore
She saw something wierd
While fighting a Seabeard
And died before reaching
The convent door


(I guess Charlie died and is not in a convent)

Had to edit my post to add a second one...the second one being the result of last night's Guild Cruise...lol


This bein the Tale of Captain NightWolf ye see
A dashing Cutthroat Pirate truly was he
He’d fight the Navy in their dark damp trenches
Then flirt wit the ladies aye he love dem wenches

But sadness took over Tortuga one day
The day that Captain NightWolf was taken away
He had set sail one evenin to go pillage and plunder
And was caught in a Maelstrom that pulled his ship under

But this tale be not over ye lads and lasses
Ya mights want ta put down yer rum filled glasses
There be talks and whispers which’ll make ye shudder
A ghost ship has been spotted wit Captain NightWolf at the rudder

If’n ye be Pirates sailin by he’ll let you pass with a wink
If there be rum onboard he’ll even board for a drink
But ye Pirates must remembers ta “Honor The Code”
For if not…
Under Captain NightWolf’s ghost cannons your ship will explode



Or...



Here Lies Little Basil BilgeFoote
The Finest Pocket Pirate That Be
Was Crewed by Black Bart's Krewe
And Then They Went Out to Sea

They Took On a Giant Navy Colossus
But Basil BilgeFoote Twas Only LvL 8
Once They Boarded That Cursed Flagship
The Navy Quickly Sealed Poor Basil's Fate
:rip:

Here lies Joseph
Taking on three
Seabeards at once
wasn't the best
idea he had

There once was a pirate called Jami The Songbird
with whom no one would get on board.
For quick as a wink,
ships sink deep into the drink,
and join all the others in Davy's Locker.

(And it's true, I'm the queen of sinking my own ship.)

Here lies Deadpool who acted a fool.
Taunted an angry seabeard.
Then lost the duel.

( P.S. Deadpool is my other pirate )

Dead Last In Offense and Life