Corrupt A Wish 2

[Mr. Awesome]

Granted, I give you my golden Lost Sword of El Patron... And I deliver it though yer chest.

I wish for a Fire Giant.

[andyspins]

Granted, it eats you and you burn eternally.

I wish for a golf driver.

[Mr. Awesome]

Granted, Golf Drives you inSANE.

I wish for a Troll.

[Sith kinght pirate]

Granted but the troll trolls you



I wish for a sotl.

[andyspins]

Granted, it has one hp.

I wish for a hat.

[Sith kinght pirate]

granted the hat is now on fire


I wish for a sotl with at least 9001 hp

[Countainer7b]

granted all ships now do 1,000,000,000,000,000 damage per cannon ball just to you

i wish mr. awesome would stop wishing for such commonly known mythical creatures

[andyspins]

Granted, I do instead.

I wish for a storm troll.

[akamystic]

Granted.... But it's made of butter.

I wish for tons of gold....

[andyspins]

Granted, you get tons, ontop of your head.

I wish for Thunderspine Sword!

[Mr. Awesome]

Granted, but the Thunderspine IS yer spine, and you would have to rip it out to use it.

I wish I had an inSANE Polar Bear for a pet.

[richfireskull]

Granted,but it eats you....

I wish for a pet monster

[Mr. Awesome]

Granted, but Davy kills you and gets his brother back.

I wish for a Xenomorph.

[andyspins]

Granted, you die before you get it.

I wish for a hat.

[akamystic]

Granted.... however it's full of fleas.

I wish for Captains Quarters.