Corrupt A Wish 2
 

With the old game only having a few posts left, here is a new one. Rules:

You read the above poster's wish, then you twist it into some thing bad, and make a wish for yourself, if the above poster didn't make a wish you say: NUN4U
Example:

Poster1:I wish for a parrot.

Poster2:Granted, but it flies away.
I wish for a banana

Poster3:Granted, It is rotten.

Poster4:NUN4U!
I wish for a skull.

Etc. My wish is:

I wish for a sword.

Ok, but the sword is going through your chest.

I wish for Chuck Norris to pwn me!!!

ok,but he owns u so hard u die.
I want a legendary

Granted, but you didn't wish, you wanted so you don't get it.

I wish for a dancing cat.

Granted......but it's a fake.....



I wish for more gold.

Granted, its marked and you can never spend it.

I wish for instructions.

Granted, they're in German.

I wish for a harmonica.

Granted....it's plastic.....

I wish for.......ummmmm......more clothes

Granted, but they stink and I steal your old ones.

I wish for less noise.

Granted, you're deaf now.

I wish to be mastered this summer.

Granted....but you become level 1 the next time you sign in.

I wish for customized ships...

Granted, but all ships become light sloops.

I wish POTCO guilds were working.

Granted, but every member has lost your guild, and disney removed your guild's name.

I wish that this wish won't be corrupted.

Granted, but you get nothing.

I wish for rain.

Ok, but the rain is acid rain, and it melts through you, causing you excrushiating pain, then you die.
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I wish I hads meh a giant waffles!!!!