The sympathy game

[Hookshot]

This is the last of 3 games we play on our family road trips. The sympathy game!
Here's how it works
You come up with something random like
"My right index finger just got eaten by a monkey named bobo"
And the next poster comes up with something that you need to top in order to get sympathy. Go on try it!

My phone got stolen by a hobo named Marcus.

[Captain Sharktooth]

My brothers pirate lost Tyrant's Blade. 0_O

[SEAKING23]

I lost my legs

[pieisbetter2]

My mouth has been sewn shut.

[SEAKING23]

I lost my intestines to now i have to digest food with my hands

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I lost The Game.

[pieisbetter2]

I lost my pants. ( And The Game D: )

[SEAKING23]

I lost everything in like, even my under wear so i have a sand loin cloth

[pieisbetter2]

Tarzan stole my dignity. (Yes, this is a reference to your loin cloth)

[SEAKING23]

LOL thats funny!

an epic banna stole my wig

[pieisbetter2]

My wig has been gone 4ever! (Woot, ban game reference outside of the ban game!)

[Hookshot]

The game itself lost the game thus making me lose the reference to the ban game outside of the ban game!

[Captain Sharktooth]

I died.....

[Hookshot]

Because I killed myself and then you. Then was eaten by a wild dog by the name of Bruno.

[The Stealthy Pirate]

Bruno died