The sympathy game
 

This is the last of 3 games we play on our family road trips. The sympathy game!
Here's how it works
You come up with something random like
"My right index finger just got eaten by a monkey named bobo"
And the next poster comes up with something that you need to top in order to get sympathy. Go on try it!

My phone got stolen by a hobo named Marcus.

My brothers pirate lost Tyrant's Blade. 0_O

I lost my legs

My mouth has been sewn shut.

I lost my intestines to now i have to digest food with my hands

I lost The Game.

I lost my pants. ( And The Game D: )

I lost everything in like, even my under wear so i have a sand loin cloth

Tarzan stole my dignity. (Yes, this is a reference to your loin cloth)

LOL thats funny!

an epic banna stole my wig

My wig has been gone 4ever! (Woot, ban game reference outside of the ban game!)

The game itself lost the game thus making me lose the reference to the ban game outside of the ban game!

I died.....

Because I killed myself and then you. Then was eaten by a wild dog by the name of Bruno.

Bruno died