Them there looking ter follow a particular order an' a rank an' file scheme should continue thems' search elsewhere. Them there buccaneers who laugh heartily at an ol' dogs tale an' lug a band o' minstrels on thems' ship should shake a trotter escorting th' likes o' we'uns. Arrr! Arrr!
The Chum Runners numbers be few, but all here be a bright bunch escorting a brawny grapple o' th' unfathomed. Our mates be mateyly an' all here kill escorting a casual dance with Jack Ketch. Join we'uns as all here dedicate ter prepare ourselves equally an' generously fer wha' could be our finest or final hour as all here set sail ter pillage on th' likes o' Jolly Roger an' that 'un filthy band o' undead scallywags.
All here be looking ter recruit fine buccaneers who be willing an' eager ter help thems' fellow guildmates achieve equal triumph. Founded by former fish vessel Captain th' Old Man Samson Whiteberry, th' Chum Runners hope ter coordinate jolly events an' gatherings as sound as free fer all plundering. Arrr! Arrr! Anybody needing help only need ter ask. All here can schedule something or go fer it starboard away.
All ladies an' gentleman needing more information on th' mighty Chum Runners be encouraged ter check out th' official guildsite at
www.chumrunners.guildcafe.com
All interested should post there or here.
We look forward to your eager anticipation.