Ahoy! Cap'n Fluffy in Charge!

[fbdude]

Ahoy Matey.

It's Fluffy. Nice place you have going here and really liking the theme Good work.

[The Skirata Clan]

Welcome aboard mate!!
Just have fun sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. If you have any questions of any kind feel free to ask anyone about anything by any means you see fit. Mods and Admins might have the better answers but we the rest of us are pretty accurate... at times.

Just keep your arms and legs inside the moving vehicle... and remember... Remain Seated Please... Permanecer Sentados Por Favor... and please No Flash Photographies.

[Dark_Pixie]

Ahoy mate! Try not to go too insane here. You'd better give me all your rum, to keep safe from the lunatics who try to steal it...

And please, don't join the ban game. For your sake.

[Captain Seaford]

Join the Ban game! I'm the one who started it (in 2008)! I suggest you do! It's really really fun!

Welcome to POF! And there are way to many Captains here for you to waltz in and claim you are in charge...

[Dark_Pixie]

YOU started the ban game?

THOU ART A VILLAIN!

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

Ahoy there Fluffy!

Firstly, give all your rum to me, I'll keep it safe from these other hooligans.

Also, do remember to add to the insanity in the activites section, 'tis madness.

And lastly: The Game

[Mr. Awesome]

Ahoy Fluffy!

Rules:

1) He who has gas must walk at the end of the line.

2) Follow rule number 1.

3) Ye must follow all the rules.

4) Don't listen to anybody, especially me.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Pixie! That's my line!

Welcome aboard Fluffy! Glad to see pirates such as yourself sailing into these (insane) waters! Hopefully you'll enjoy yourself here and you won't lose all your sanity! Just stay away from other people's rum... people get real mad if they find it missing. And ESPECIALLY stay away from the green meat. Don't ask why. Just don't.

[Captain Del]

Hey, watch it with that "in charge" stuff around here. Everybody knows only I can be Supreme Tyrant on this little regime I got going on here, aye?

Welcome aboard, mate! Sit back, relax, and pull up a bottle of rum as you enjoy your stay here. If you ever need any help, just contact myself, the admins/mods, or anyone of the fine pirates that sail these here waters.

Happy pirating!

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Ahoy there! Don't mind Mr. Awesome, he'll do anything to drive you insane. But here are some Spamwiches to feed you through your first few weeks of torture.... or... erm... fun! Just don't eat them too fast or you might find yourself spamming up the Activity boards. Enjoy your stay (forever) at this place of (horrid) luxury!

Oh, and don't listen to Del. He lost his sanity long before he joined the forums.

[fbdude]

Thanks everyone. :3 Ooooh Smilies.

[swashbuckler1]

lol xD hi Capt fluffy