The Weapons Awards!

[WitchdoctorDan]

Ahoy manly pirates and femme fatales! It's time for the weapons awards! Here I will announce the honors (and not so much honors) of weapons in-game, the strongest and the weakest, the cheapest, and most expensive. Here are the first recipients!

Award 1: The strongest crude weapon.

Remember the good ol' Grand Pistol? And the Pirate Blade? They are in a dead lock for the STRONGEST CRUDE WEAPON! I'm going to base this on votes, PM me your choice and I'll put it up here. Polls close at the end of October. For now, I'm saying Pirate Blade!

Award 2: Weakest weapon EVAR.

Another tie here. It's a cross between Flintlock Pistol and Voodoo Doll. Again, basing this on votes. Both have only 2 attack. /sigh. I'm saying Flintlock for now, because, let's face it, you will drop this weapon as soon as you get another pistol. This means you will be very low in pistol level. SO the *Proud* winner for now is... Flintlock Pistol!

Award 3: Oh... My... Gosh... Strongest weapon EVAR!

For now, the winner is clear. World Eater Blade,with 105 attack points, snags the lead by a pretty big margin. I'm basing this on attack points only, though. If you have or have seen a weapon that is stronger with effects included, PM me! I'll include it and let the votes do the talking.

Award 4: Weakest Rare Weapon. /frown.

The clear winner here is the Enhanced Repeater Pistol! With only 2 attack, does it really deserve to be rare? It also takes the prize for Lowest Level Rare Weapon. It requires only level 8. Good for giving those lower levels an ego-boost!

Award 5: STRONGEST Rare Weapon. /smile.

The winner here is the hugely popular Foul Bane Blunderbuss! With an attack of 75 it leads the rare weapons by a 5 point margin, even after cursed blades!

Award 6:Weakest Famed

A sad award, yes, but necessary. The title of weakest Famed goes to The Orangutan Repeater. It has only 25 attack, so owners of this weapon better start looking for replacements.

Award 7: Strongest Famed

Nice, eh? The strongest famed weapon is a proud title to hold. So brag if you wanna. It is, a tie!? Another vote is required here. The contestants are Blightfang Blade and Barracuda Blade. I'm saying Blightfang for now, just because I like the name. Send me your votes please, and I'll make it known which is better.




That's all for now, but more awards may be added. If you vote or would like to suggest a new weapon please send ONLY ONE PM! I don't want a ton of PMs clogging my message box, so include all the weapons you are voting for, the award they are up for, and any suggestions or disagreements you have in one message. Thanks a bunch! If we do good, the proud few will have bragging rights for owning the best weapon, or informing people if their prized weapon, well, sucks. Thanks again,

WitchdoctorDan, AKA Jason Suncutter, AKA Witchdoctor Dan, AKA Merriwether Musketball