Darkhart takes a Stroll

[charle88]

Day after day, Darkhart is brutally attacked by pirates looking for clothes and weapons. Day after day, the same thing happens, he dies, his stuff is stolen, he respawns..He dies, his clothes are stolen, he respawns..Over and over again! He's had it! So what does he do, does he go to Jolly Roger and quit? Does he build a weapon of mass destruction to kill those pesky thiefs? No, he decides to go on a quite stroll. I follow him to see what he does and what he thinks. This is his story.

It starts off with him leaving in sadness. He thinks to himself, "Why does everybody hate me? Why am I the one always being attacked?"

He ponders the thought of never being attacked. He begins to sob when he realizes that he's already a pirate, an undead one. Cursed to be attacked and looted for all eternity. "Oh cruel fate, why have you revived me in this wretched world!?" he yells.

I watch in amazement as he starts to walk towards the lava! What is he doing! Could he be trying to end it all!?...

But what's this! He's walking above the lava! (He must have some of Tia Dalma's magic)"Of course I can't fall into the lava...It's POTCO! I guess I better get back to my post before Jolly notices." he says as he leaves the lava.

As he prodded towards his post, he starts muttering to himself. I really couldn't hear much. I did pick up a few words, such as "I need...(muttering)...skeleton cappachino....." and "Someday..Someday....they will all see what I'm made of!..." and something about a star....

Sadly Jolly Roger did hear about him leaving, so he was made to stand in the corner until further notice...As he was standing in the corner, a slight smile spread across his face. (either that or the shadows made his permanent grin seem bigger)Maybe now he will have something happy to think about....

It's amazing what an enemy can do when it disengages from you. I'm wondering if this has ever happended to anybody else. (where an enemy wanders far away from it's original spawn point)

[The Skirata Clan]

You have Way Too much time in your hands.

Kudos to you!

[CarribeanThunder]

Enemies do that a lot, though I've never seen them that far away from the spot - I've only seen them go away. Just like good ol' Remington.

At least now we know Darth Vader wasn't the original creator of the Death Star

[Luckie OClover]

Oh My!
Thanks for the Laugh Charle,
I am lovin' seeing DH 'Steppin' Out' in the fist pic

I think you caught his big dreams perfectly in the last on as well

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I found him playing with the crabs once... I guess skeletons need some seafood occasionally as well...

Poor Darkhart... I wont loot him as much anymore....

[Rannulf]

Good Show Mate!!

That was a good laugh!

[charle88]

Why yes SC, I do have too much time on my hands, and I'm lovin it. Don't worry though, school starts tommorrow for me, so it won't last.

Thanks for the comments guys.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

Hmm... Reminds me of the time I found a small group of disengaged sergeants on the Kingshead Dock.

[StellaInTheSky]

LOL thank you for that! The 'title' graphic especially cracked me up. =)

[titanic95594]

Best thing I saw on here all day lol. I been at Tormenta and those kelpbrains were all over the place!

[Mathboy2009]

Come on people get it right darkhart is a she. She has a bbow in her hair!!!!!!!!!!!!take a screen sho and look

[titanic95594]

Originally Posted by Mathboy2009

Come on people get it right darkhart is a she. She has a bbow in her hair!!!!!!!!!!!!take a screen sho and look

Lol never knew jolly roger had "girl" skeletons!

[CaptainMonkeys]

Originally Posted by Mathboy2009

Come on people get it right darkhart is a she. She has a bbow in her hair!!!!!!!!!!!!take a screen sho and look

It's to fool you. Y'know, can't hit a girl and all?

That's very funny... rofl.

[Dog Firestack]

ROFL, funniest thing I saw all day.

[William ORoberts]

I've seen Timothy Dartan do that. I was out fighting Darkhart, and along comes Timothy, through the mountain between him and DH. It was great, two bosses in one area!