October 08 POF Contest

[Jack Sharkbane]

Here lies jack,

thought he had friends,

but was stabbed in the back.

best i could think of in 30 seconds.

[icemage]

Here is whats on the

Here lies Ice,

he hated mice.

He got stuck in an oven,

his life he was lovin'.

He didn't have a ton of loot,

so he was forced to sell his boot.

He was level thirty five,

he got stung from a bee from a large bee hive.

Shot his pistol at the navy swine,

twas cursed by davy jones and made him spend the rest of his life drinking poison wine.

He was in Partners In Crime,

He had no luck with his rhyme.

He never liked to be hot,

forget him we will not.

Watch out he might haunt,

You are never safe for someday he might....TAUNT

Theres my entry!!! Thanks for looking at this

I might as well do my sister

Here lies Rachel,

she thought she was sensational.

She tried her luck with blackjack,

but she lost her loot to Mack.

She loved her books,

but she never liked those hooks.

She tried to kill a Death Omen,

nowadays shes not a'roamin.

She ended up getting bombarded with grenades,

but now that is left is... her aids

`IceMage

[Matthew Ironjaw]

Matthew Ironjaw was a strapping lad,
but with the ladies - his luck was bad.
He fancied a lass that he taught to shoot,
She shot him dead and took his loot!

Here lies Matthew Ironjaw,
He is buried with a giant crab claw.
The morticians decided "what the heck?".
as they could not remove it from around his neck.

(alternate character)

Here lies Lester Moore,
He was feeling ill and knocked on Doc Grog's door.
No Les No More.

[Leon Mcflint]

Here lies Fred,
He was training in Tormenta when a rock fell on his head,
So he went to Padres Del Fuego,
And the volcano bursted and he had to go,
But he did not leave in time,
So here lies Fred trying to rhyme.

Here lies Jeff,
He really was quite deaf,
So on too Padres Del Fuego,
Could not hear anyone so he did not go,
Boom went the volcano,
He looked up cause' he felt the shake,
But he was to late and there he baked.

R.I.P Jeff...

Here lies a man named Leon,
He was not aware what he was standing on,
He felt something wrong with his leg,
He looked down and to his surprise,
There was a scorpion stinger the size of a golf ball peg,
He suffered from this leg filled with poison but he was wise,
He went to another wasp and there, he died.

I hope you all like my Rhymes,
I'll surely be making another in time Muahahaha

[mlratto]

Here lies one nasty wench
Her rotting corpse caused this stench
Killed scores of critters with her dolly
Except for one, now here lies Molly

[Stormcrash Goddess]

Here lies Sarah
who was as crazy as can be
decided to take on the whole navy
Thought she was good
Thught she was fast
Till she died doing her victory dance...

[morgan]

Here lies Morgan Goldigger
who was full of vigor
until that Assassin pulled the trigger

Here lies Eliza Blackskull
who thought she was tough
until three Brinescum, two Molusks, and
one Seabeard called her bluff

[Christopher Trueshot]

Here lies Swash II,
who thinks he is better than you,
He messed with Swash I,
so he got shot by a gun,
and now he is deader than poo.


Lol I hope you like your tombstone Swashbuckler II. I'll add some more later!

[Chris]

Here lies Chris
fired a miss
hit jack in the back
and got sent to the abyss!

[Captain NightWolf]

Here Lies Captain NightWolf
Buried at Dusk
Ran Out of Ammo
Fighting His Final Molusk



Basil BilgeFoote Is Not Buried Here
His Final Remains Are Not Even Near
You See Basil Was As Small As A Tater
And Now He Rests In The Belly Of A Gator

[combatlizzy]

Here lies what remained of Lil Contessa
She appreared to be quite an aggressor
But being so tiny in frame;Oh what a shame
A flytrap opened it's jaws to ingest her...

[Christopher Trueshot]

Ok i have come up with 3 more.

Mine:
Here lies Christopher Trueshot,
a member of Partners In Crime,
he liked to sail alot,
until he ran into some navy swine.
T'was a brutal fight,
it lasted all through the night,
but now he seems to sleep all the time.

For Norries:
Here lies Norries Savviness,
who used to bring us happiness,
until she fell in a hole,
that was dug by a mole,
so now we play in sadness.

For Wendy:
Here lies Wendy Castleblade,
who found a giant hand grenade,
the grenade went KAPOOW!!
so she lies here now,
rotting in the ground im afraid.

[AK574]

Here lies Jade Bladebreaker
Who’s Curse was her name
The beasties of Tormenta
Be the cause of her shame


or


Here lies Jade Bladebreaker
an independant young lass
While fighting in the jungle
she became gator gas

or


Here lies Jade Badebreaker
whos death was quite curt
she met her dimise
stealing the coveted Jar of Dirt

[Captain_Heather]

Redcoats were firing, cannons blew past,
I rallied my crew, as a good captain should.
They loaded those cannons ever so fast,
But not nearly as fast as the enemy could.

When I realized my situation was all but lost,
Another broadside ripped through the <i>Sea Wolfs</i> tender wood.
The call for abandon ship was a heavy cost,
But some sacrifices must be made, it was understood.

Standing at the helm, I gripped it with grim determination,
Pretending that the winds were fair and my ship whole.
Everyone knew that it would be my final station,
And so the decks emptied leaving nary a soul.


Down to Davy Jones locker, one last time,
This time for the last, because I'm saying goodbye.
While I might still be in my fit and prime,
A good captain goes down with the ship to die.

~By Captain Heather

**If a shorter epitaph is needed, the very last stanza is the entry I am submitting. Although most epitaphs are very short (so they can fit on a tombstone) I decided to include the first part of the 'story' as it were.**

[Samule Sworddogger]

Here lies a pirate
Lost at sea
He risked his life
It had to be
To live by a code
Is to die by it too
When you join forces

With

Black Bart's Krewe