October 08 POF Contest

[Deadpool]

Well heres my second:

Here lies Edward who had bones of iron and brains of jelly.
Poor fella's life ended in a belly.

lol had to say it

[SpiritSkull]

Here lies Spirit Skull
as Spirit as she might be
there was no skull in her spirit
as she lie there in piece
drinking her tea while she can see
a competition there might be while
she rest in her lovely sleep.

p.s- best i could think of in 5 minutes. lol

[Jack Sharkbane]

here lies jack sharkbane,

a determined fellow

and while searching for gold

he thought he'd seen yellow

but the gold wasn't his, so when he was hit

he'd been cut into bits, and each part was sent to a different place

If ye want to see his dead face, get outta here

for 6 feet deep, lies his rear!

hope ye like it, hope ye think its the most, but i definatly DONT hope ye think it is gross
( sorry, couldn't resist another poem )

[League]

The Inestimable League were alone, a nigh bit lonely
So he sought a lady, a nigh bit comely

League were a flirt,
Life ain't like him,
So he date death instead.

[davy redflint]

Here lies the

...Redflints Family...
.......of Pirates.......

track down an killed by

The East India Trading Co.
for plunderin the high seas.

......................

[Jack Sharkbane]

here lies leage,

brother of teague,

he made no sense,

he was a little dense

wich is how he got killed with a picket fence.


Jack The ROFL Guy

[BoneBeard]

Here lies Bones
who fought off nomes
and everyone called him dean
but then one day
he tripped on clay
and landed on a terror wasp queen


The Dolls and Partners in Crime rool
and im no fool
to say that it is not true!

[Tuefenhandel]

'Tis joy to some
and sorrow to others
for here lies Nathaniel Warfury
whose none to happy about the predicament.

[charle88]

HERE LIES PETER
He didn't see the Skelie as tall as a meter.
T'was a horrible fright,in the middle of the night,but he had a good fight.
He never saw it coming,poor Peter,when he slipped on a banana,and fell on his bandana.
Oh Peter,that's what you get for being a cheater!

[Charlotte Grey]

Here she lies
Bound by no bonds
She, of freedom,
Sails forever on the Horizon,
Charlotte Grey,
Rest in Peace.

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?? Not sure if this is right lol

[Wildwood]

Here lies Pete, no shoes on his feet

He was too busy castin’

To find he weren’t gonna be lastin’

And found the business end of defeat:

[Jack Sharkbane]

no need for a headstone,

he deserved what he got,

so here lies jack sharkbane,

left here to rot.

[BoneBeard]

Here lies Bonebeard
whom some say acted wierd
when searching far and free,
his death fell short
when his ship sailed port
and capsized in the sea

[SpiritSkull]

Here lies dear spirit
for she didnt have to hear it
and poor spirit couldnt bare it
as a tear drop fell down her face
and now sound and safe she lies in her case

[Nautical Nattie]

lol i will probably do more work on this, but here's my 2 minute effort


here lies grace heartcutter,
her hair as gold as butter,
as a pirate master
she though't she was so much faster
and never thought such an event would occur,
guess the navy showed her...