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February 2012 Caption Contest
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02-10-2012, 12:47 AM
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pirate: shouldn't you be sleeping?
navy: i was, until... *sniffs* ...hey, look what the Kraken spit out! |
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#17
02-10-2012, 01:25 AM
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Guard: "I'm gonna go lay down and fall asleep. Don't try escaping or anything.
Pirate: (with trollface) "sure thing..." |
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#18
02-12-2012, 06:29 AM
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Pirate: Do you mind if I take a nap, or are you expecting some sort of bold and daring escape?
Guard: Nah, you can sleep. I was just gonna let you leave anyway. |
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02-12-2012, 06:28 PM
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Pirate: Ah...wait what, don't tell me those scallywags made me drink Doc Grog's potions again!
Cadet: ...I can't believe you ran all around Port Royal screaming "IM A PRETTY PINK PRINCESS!"... - facepalm |
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#20
02-12-2012, 07:27 PM
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Cadet: Don't be tryin' to 'scape from this 'ere prison, savvy? I'll arrange a meeting with a noose!
Pirate: In my pocket I have 3 grenades, two pistols, 4 daggers, a cutlass, a voodoo doll, and the Lost Sword of El Patron himself. Now, what did you say about a noose? - cadet passes out - Last edited by Nate Swordwalker; 02-18-2012 at 11:16 PM.. |
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#22
02-19-2012, 03:39 AM
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Pirate: Mind helping me out, mate?
Navy: Do I look like the type of guy who would help you? |
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#24
02-21-2012, 02:18 AM
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Pirate: Oi, cadet! Is there any chance we can take the roof off so I can at least get a good tan while laying here?
Cadet: I've been fighting to get a sunroof for years, but every time I request it, they say something about escaping prisoners... when will they ever get over their paranoia? |
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#26
02-23-2012, 11:17 PM
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Pirate~ "If I give ye me bottle of rum, will ye let me out of this here jail cell?"
Guard~ "What do I look like to you, a lassie. If I let you go we will both be in that cell, with no rum then." |
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#27
02-24-2012, 01:10 AM
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Pirate: But I was just taste testing!
Cadet: Yes, and now we're all out of rum! |
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#28
02-26-2012, 12:52 AM
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Pirate:Well after a lovely night in town I'm glad to wake up in- wait, I have a feeling I'm not in Singapore anymore...
Navy:Whats that smell... It's coming from your... oh its- *BARF* |
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