February 2012 Caption Contest
 

1st bubble: hehehe I will take this potion which will make me appear I'm dead and they won't even know
2nd bubble: After they think I'm dead, they will dump me out into the fields and when I awake I will run free!!!!! Mwahahahahah

Pirate: You look tired. Why don't you take a nap?
Cadet: Don't try to fool me!

The Pirate: Say you havn't seen a dog around here have you?
Navy Guy: Ah you mean me dog Charlie? He's gone to fetch some keys for me rum storage cabinet.

Pirate: Whatever possessed me to think stealing Norrington's rum would be a good idea...?
Cadet: The same thing that possessed you to steal Beckett's cat...and as you see, he's not very forgiving...

Navy: I'm going to sit by this pillar and take a nap.
Pirate: Go ahead. I'm gonna "Shift" out of here as soon as you fall asleep.

Navy Guard: "Awright you! Time to go, some woman sprang for your bail."

Pirate: "That would be my lovely wife. Can you just leave me in here, then?"

Guard: Oi! Where'd all the other prisoners go!?

Pirate: Oh, they left. They told me to tell you that this door doesn't work too well. But there's no rush to fix it. None at all.

Pirate: Ah, sweet sweet jail, time for a new method of escape!
Cadet: Zzzzzz.....

Pirate: *Whistling to Cadet* Comm'ere doggie doggie doggie, gimme them there keys.. Aye.. Come on now!
Cadet: Boy, you sure did drink too much of that Tib guy's rum...

Darn it! Pirates is censoring us again