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#226
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Granted, but you drop it into the river.
I wish for soccer. |
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#227
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granted but you never get the ball
I wish for wrestling to come earlier in the year |
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#228
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Granted, it happens inbetween December 31st and January 1st, AKA notime.
I wish for a keyboard. |
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#229
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Granted but it has no letters on it
I wish the battery in my mouse never died |
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#230
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Granted, it doesnt have any batteries.
I wish for food. |
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#231
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( me to ) granted but its old and moldy
I wish for fresh food |
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#232
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Granted, have a maggot sandwhich.
I wish for a shirt. |
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#233
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granted but its holy ( no pun indented )
I wish for a new hoody |
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#234
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Granted, the hood gets stuck and you suffocate.
I wish for a bowl. |
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#235
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granted but its the size of a ant.
I wish for a comp |
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#236
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Granted, did I mention it was made in 1982?
I wish for a mood. |
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#237
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granted but its a bad mood
I wish to not be hungry |
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#238
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Granted, your stomach is filled with maggots.
I wish for Denver. |
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#239
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Granted.... In a snow globe.
I wish for eggs.
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Signature Compliments of Senior Officer Mia Lightning
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#240
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Granted, but the hen is angry...
I wish for a wish. |
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