Privateering: Spanish or french

[Davil]

The Spainish will reclaim the Caribbean! Huzaah

[Joseph]

I dont think theres anything for choseing either side so i fight for both

[Captain Del]

I, Captain Delmaria (Del) Darkskull chose to join the Spanish on many reasons.

1-The French wear powdered wigs.
2-The French eat snails.
3-The French are rude.
4-The French smell weird.
5-Spain is one of the worlds most beautiful countries.
6-We are smart in not entering the World Wars due to the fact any of the countries which did fight in the World Wars suffered in many finicial ways.
7-We have Churros.
8-Are flag makes us look tough.
9-Our Pirate Lord looks like a real Pirate, leaning back in his chair drinking rum.
10-The French Pirate Lord looks like a sissy.
11-We greatly overpower the french
12-The Spanish have a cool tattoo.
I have dozens of more reasons but i am getting tired and you frenchmen do not deserve to hear the rest.