WHY pirates aer better than Ninjas

[Dr. Zeppers]

Pirates really know how to party. (why is all the rum gone!?)

Pirates get to wear what they want, and not dress in black.

Pirates can walk about comfortably, and meet thier enemies eye to eye...
They defeat them with guile, and wit, (luck and a sturdy cutlass always can be helpful)
Sneak up quietly and kill your enemies quickly without them even seeing you... way of the Ninja, and it seems a bit wimpy.

Pirates can use all the same weapons that Ninja's use, and more. How many Ninjas sail ships, and shoot cannons? Have a Voodoo dolls and staffs? It was not uncommon however for pirates to have weapons of oriental design on thier persons. All the toys a Ninja might have, and more.

Pirate wenchs look like wenchs (some hot, some not).
Either there are no women Ninja's or, they all look alike once you wrap them up in black.

I'd like to see a pirate fight a ninja on fair ground... Both of you go to your corner of the bar, drink 3 pints O rum, and a come out a swingin... <BREAK>