Jokes of the Day

[Mark Stormtimbers]

Post your funny jokes here!

Two hunters were out hunting when the first one says "Did you see that?"
"See what?" the second man asks.
"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead."

A few minutes later the first man says, "Did you see that?"
"No," the second man replies.
"Well, a black bear just walked over that hill."

A few minutes later, the first man says again, "Did you see that?"
The second guy is getting really irritated so he says, "Yes, I did!"
To which the first man replies, "Then why did you step in it?"

[Pirabeen]

life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am
talking about OXYGEN
ha ha ha just joking…..

[andyspins]

What did the gorilla do when a little boy taunted him?

He went bananas.