Signs of Addiction

[Davy_Mcwrecker]

Signs of Addiction:

Real Life is a game in wich you get one life, ( and your out of quaters), and you play games. Real life isn't Real life.

You can swing fake swords better than you can fix food.

You can name more pirate facts than things about yourself.

***You can't leave the game, because you think of the legendaries you are missing, and you start twitching and foaming at the mouth with rage. ( f this happens, consult a doctor...)***

You plan on taking a great career choice and switching to a bad career choice which involves prates.

You try to buy real pirate equipment and sail.

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All of these are me, except for the starred one.