Captain of the Ship

[Slasher]

Wait, Tib didn't say ICOTS. ICOTS... Heh.. I'll still show what I wrote though. NOOOO!! NOT MY RUM! Tib, your going to pay my friend. You didn't realize that that food that you and your mutineers ate was poisoned, as the ship cook was on my side and, hearing what would happen, he tainted all your food. It took a while to set in, but now that it has, you all feel very very sick. I come aboard, disguised as another mate in the crew, and throw each and every one of you overboard. Before I throw Tib over, I steal my rum back, and take some of his good rum, and take tainted rum to study.
ICOTS twice!!!