Wish Corruption

[Godzillan]

Granted, but a dog eats them

I wish for gold moon

[Captain Hector]

Granted, but it falls on your head.
I wish for an unsinkable and invincible War Brig with all the upgrades, whatever they are.

[andyspins]

Granted, you watch the navy sail by with it.

I wish for blankets.

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

Granted, but they're made for baby mice.

I wish for more time to play POTCO.

[Stolph]

Granted. A new game called Pot Company is made, and the president orders you to play it.

I wish for a hot dog. (I can see what the corruption will be already.)

[Godzillan]

Granted, it's a hot digity dog.

I wish for cool new graphs

[andyspins]

Granted, but your game lags so bad you can't use them.

I wish for Kinect.

[Sith kinght pirate]

Granted but its broken.


I wish for the power to control lightning.

[Godzillan]

Granted, but the only thing that comes out is thunder.

I wish for new smilies on the site.

[Stolph]

Granted. A member called New Smilies joins the forums. Say hello.

I wish for a hat. A really tall hat.

[andyspins]

Granted, but you become really short.

I wish for Forza 4.

[Captain Hector]

Granted, but you didn't finish the thought. It is now "4" a random landlubber on Abassa Tortuga
I wish for a War Brig with as many upgrades as possible, unsinkable, invincible, and only I can captain it. Oh, and all Fury broadsides.

[andyspins]

Granted, but the wish delivery system gets your package mixed up with someone wishing for a too-too.

I wish for skittles.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but a massive heatwave comes all of the sudden and melts them.

I wish for another batch of brownies... D':

[Godzillan]

Granted but you get a batch of bronies instead.

I wish for a room full of skull chests with cursed weapons