This is why Pirates is down...

[Chris]

oh nothing much stitch got into the server room and had thanksgiving dinner on the wires lol

or a matinence worker was fixing a server when his coffee spilled on them

or a monkey got lose from the zoo and rampaged though

or if they are in spain a bull went crashing though the server room

or if they are in india then an elephant when crashing though the server room

or the disney CEO was there looking at whats goin on and tripped over the main power cord and broke a leg

or it was bring you pet anaconda to work day and the anaconda got wedged between some servers

or instead of deleting vmks info someone click potco and the whole game is wiped out

or someone has had it and kicked a server

or they just closed it for routine matience fixing some of the fun bugs maybe adding soem new weaps

or they all decided to take the week off to go on vacation to WDW and forgot that if they all went no one would watch the servers

or some guy fell asleep on the main computer and drooled onto it and caused the city to blackout