Hello World

[Pascal]

Hello/Ahoy there (Which ever you prefer)
Allow me to introduce myself my name is Ben I will also go by Pascal or what ever kind of name you wish to call me.

I enjoy talking a lot so if ever you want someone to chat it up with I'm always open for a fun and/or humorous conversation.

I have recently come back to POTCO on and off through the past 3 years or so, I believe the reason that I keep leaving is because it's hard to have a lot of fun (or at least in my experience) when there isn't anyone you can party with. So here I am looking for a fun lot to hang out with!

I would tell you the name of my character in the game but sadly the site for creating a new account is down and the game refuses to let me on any of my old ones (I don't know why but I didn't do anything sketchy to deserve it.)

Nice to meet you and have a good day!

P.s. Those of some pretty radical similes to choose from

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Welcome aboard Pascal! Glad to see a new member here! I'll let all the others fill you in on the guidelines, but let me just warn you. People here are not normal. We are not sane. We are insane. Here's some rum.

If you just came back, you may want to go looking for a guild. There's lots of good guilds on these forums, so you should browse through the Guilds and Clans section. Don't limit yourself to just the subforums. If you want to meet up in game, shoot me a PM. I'd be more than happy to meet up.

If you have questions about anything, feel free to PM me or any of these other fine, or not so fine, pirates. Welcome aboard!

[Mr. Awesome]

Avast! Welcome to this dark, strange, new world!

Rules:

1) He who has gas must walk at the end of the line.

2) Follow rule number 1.

3) Ye must follow all the rules.

4) Don't listen to anybody, especially me.

[Captain Del]

Ahoy there, Ben!

Welcome back to the forums, and to POTCO! You're correct in saying that the game isn't as fun without a good group to play with - that's why I would suggest looking around the Crewing forums to see if you can find anybody that you may wish to meet up with in game. Of course, if you're looking for a more long-term relationship with your mates, then take a gander around the Guilds and Clans section of the forums - there are plenty of quality guilds that find home here, and surely one will be right for you!

If you have any other questions, please feel free to contact one of the moderators/administrators, myself, or one of the many fine pirates that roam these waters.

Happy pirating, matey!

[Slasher]

Welcome aboard again! I'll insert what Davy forgot..

Originally Posted by Davy Fireskull

1) Don't steal rum. People don't like it when you steal their rum. Most of the time people you steal rum from will have pistols. And don't steal rum from me. Mine is toxic.

2) Don't listen to anyone who tries to tell you what to do. Most of the time it will involve pistols. Pirates like pistols. And pointing them at people.

3) Don't touch the green meat. You really would rather not know why

I still haven't broken these rules. Although Davy's rum looks tempting.. .

Now here's my tips!

1. Don't steal ANYONE'S rum, especaly mine, because its not "Why is all the rum gone?", its "I'm gonna KILL whoever took my rum!"

2. Don't join the ban game. I don't know if you have been here, but you just don't want to join it. Well, you could, but its your funeral there.. Don't say I didn't warn you!

3. If you have any questions, ask one of us. Although some people you can't trust EVERYTHING with. In that case, mods are like parents. Especally when you have to tell on the little kid down the street. Anyways, I think I should shut my trap now. Happy plundering!

[Pascal]

Thank you Davy Fireskull, it appears that I will fit in quite well hear if people are as insane as you have made them out to be. I will definitely look into finding myself a guild and when I eventually am able to get into the game I will be sure to let you know so we can hang out.

Mr. Awesome, thank you for the welcome, I will be sure to follow all rules but not listen to them as you have taught me. Thank you again I think I will be enjoying it here.

Captain Del, it's nice to meet you I'm glad there are some good guilds roamen these waters and if I have any questions I'm happy to know there are peoples like you who would be willing to answer them.

Slasher, it's good to know I can trust the mod's here and as for that rum well we'll just have to see. As for now I'll be drinking my own but who knows what kind of rum stealing shenanigans may exist in the future thanks for the warning though.

Stealthy Cannoneer, I feel so welcome basking in the power of the overlord however I have read at least twice not too listen to anyone who tells me what to do so sorry mate that's 2 to 1. Thank you for the welcome to the HMS Insanity I can see us sailing far.

JackSeaegle, I'll make sure to stray away from the green meat but how about the black, smelly, furry meat that you tend to discover floating in a bog? Either way thank you for the welcome and I'll check out Partners N Crime I mean the name is pretty great so there's a good start.

CannonFury, Thank you I hope I enjoy my stay here.

andyspins, It's nice to meet you and if google translate is correct then I have no idea what you're saying but thank you for that tip.

HammyTheSquirrel: I curse you in the sake of the game but I have been checking out the ban game and I think I might just have to join I'm happy you believe that's a good idea.

MrSkiperdoo: Hey that's a shame about your words but I guess they must be mighty popular if everybody took them. Sorry mate if I've learned anything so far it's to keep my rum to myself but that Wacky Jackie's Army for Rum Replication evaluation form sounds like a good way to spend some time I'll check it out thank you.

The Skirata Clan: Thanks for welcoming aboard this radical ride. Just a warning though I'm kind of an arm flailer so I'll have to do my very best to keep my hands down the last thing i need is for them to be cuffed together behind my back as I stand in the Tortuga jail for public drunkenness.

akamystic: Thanks for the welcome I'm liking the choice of smiley. There are some pretty good ones but I don't know how I will ever choose which one to use when I feel it is necessary anyway this is a nice land we got here nice to meet you.

[The Stealthy Pirate]

Welcome aboard Pascal!

1) Dont listen to Kat Five Knives... she hasnt followed hygenie in 200 years..
2) Obey the Overlord (me) at all times.
3) Follow rule 2.

Welcome aboard the HMS Insanity!

[Captain Gas]

Originally Posted by Mr. Awesome

Avast! Welcome to this dark, strange, new world!

Rules:

1) He who has gas must walk at the end of the line.

2) Follow rule number 1.

3) Ye must follow all the rules.

4) Don't listen to anybody, especially me.

On Rule #1, you must be talking about me pirate Gastro! It's not his fault...

Anyway, welcome! Psst, don't touch the green meat. I had to learn that the hard way. If you want a fun lot to hang out with, go to the Guilds and Clans section! Feel free to shoot Del a PM if you want to meet him in-game and get invited to our guild, Partners N Crime.

[Cannonfury]

welcome to POF!!!!

[andyspins]

Welcome! And always remember; POR FAVOR MANTENGASE ALEJADO DE LAS PUERTAS!

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Rules:

1. Never listen to Del
2. don't follow rule 1.
3. Join the ban game.

and finally... The Game

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

Ahoy there! I believe everyone here's already taken my words for their own, so let me lay my own rules down.

Don't listen to anyone except for me.

Keep your rum safe... with me.

If you'd like, feel free to take the Wacky Jackie's Army for Rum Replication evaluation form in the blog section.

Learn the complex simplicity we like to call the Ban Game.

Now you're officially insane, there's no going back.

[The Skirata Clan]

Welcome aboard mate!!
Just have fun sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. If you have any questions of any kind feel free to ask anyone about anything by any means you see fit. Mods and Admins might have the better answers but we the rest of us are pretty accurate... at times.

Just keep your arms and legs inside the moving vehicle... and remember... Remain Seated Please... Permanecer Sentados Por Favor... and please No Flash Photographies.

[akamystic]

Welcome to the Caribbean mate.....

[Slasher]

Man. I think I'm gonna like this guy. He actually put up with ALL of us in a calm fashion. I believe he deserves some rum