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Granted, I've been waiting to give away these defunct pairs for a while.
I wish for more lemons! |
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#2
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Granted, your head explodes from sourness.
I wish for a SOTL. |
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#3
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Granted ....but I steal it.
I wish for more broadsides ....
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#4
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Granted, but you can only shoot Cheesecurds.
I wish for a golf ball. |
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#5
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Granted .....it lands on your head.
I wish for fried Kraken chips....
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#6
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Granted, but the rest of the kraken is kinda mad...
I wish for candy. |
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#7
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Granted.... However... It's poisoned......
I wish for triple loot weekend....
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#8
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Granted... but you happen to be on Vacation.
![]() I wish for five Jack's Brews, a quadruple loot weekend, and a triple rep weekend. all in one.
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#9
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Granted, you too are on vacation.
I wish for a chess set. |
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#10
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Granted.... It's made of butter.
I wish for a free powerful staff....
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#11
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Granted, but it's so powerful it backfires on you. Dreadme:More fried crewmember!
I wish for pants. |
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#12
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Granted.... They are filled with cement.
I wish for another island.
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#13
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Granted, here, I can hand it to you.
I wish for a notebook. |
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#14
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Granted..... 1 wet paper notebook.
I wish for a famed weapon.
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Signature Compliments of Senior Officer Mia Lightning
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#15
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Granted, it's a famed wooden sword.
I wish for a chess set. |
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