Corrupt a wish

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but Davy steals it from you.

I wish I had a friend.

[andyspins]

Granted but he is an inactive noob, but then I come along..

I wish for pizza.

[Dark_Pixie]

Granted, but it's a chew-toy that has been slobbered all over by a dog.

I wish for a puppy!

[andyspins]

Granted but it runs away.

I wish for a car.

[Dark_Pixie]

Granted, but seeing as this is the Caribbean in the 18th century, your car disappears because it hasn't been invented yet.

I wish grenades were easier to master.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but that means you have less experience with using them and you bow yourself up. O_O

I wish for a one hundred dollar bill to float through the window and land in my wallet!

[Dark_Pixie]

Granted - did I mention it was on fire?

I wish I had a pet meteor.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but it catches YOUR money on fire.

I wish for a Mac laptop so that there wouldn't be so much lag while playing POTCO.

[richfireskull]

Granted! but sadly.... it gets rained on stepped on OOhh and! gets put in a trash compactor ha ha.

I wish for the slowest computer ever!

[Dark_Pixie]

Granted, it's so slow that while you're trying to access the Internet to post here, the computer gets overpowered and explodes... in front of you. Ouch.

I wish for a new beginning.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but since it is different than the one already used, you simply don't exist.

I wish for an invincible Mac Book Pro.

[andyspins]

Granted, but you're mugged and it's stolen.

I wish for a maraca.

[richfireskull]

Granted... but every time you shake it EXPLODES :P

I wish that I had an uninvincible mac book air!

[andyspins]

Granted but since it's uninvincible it self destructs.

I wish for a firey skull.

[Dark_Pixie]

Granted. You get Davy Fireskull. And he is not happy that he was teleported away from his rum.

I wish for the sea to be replaced with rum.