The Tale of a Pirate

[Christopher]

Chapter 1: The Escape
“Where… Where am I? Why am I even here?” Said Christopher, Worried.

“You’re going to be hanged tomorrow” Responded the guard.

“What? Why? I don’t even know how I got here!”

“You committed several acts of piracy, you sunk the HMS Invincible, you killed several of our officers, you even destroyed one of our forts! Do you remember that?”

“No, well maybe…”

“I have to go now, it’s almost midnight”

“Hmmm” thought Christopher, “If I can figure out how to escape this fort, I can go to Tortuga and form a crew. I can sail the seven seas, sinking all the navy ships for revenge!”

Christopher looked around for some way to get out of the cell, then he saw a loose brick. He kicked the brick with all his might until it broke free. Then he could easily kick off the other bricks. After a hole was formed, he slid through the hole, trying not to make any noise. While walking quietly to a exit, he saw a officer with a cutlass. He then got an idea, if he could figure out some way to kill him, he could use his cutlass for protection. Quietly, he grabbed the officer’s neck and covered his mouth for about a minute until he fell to the floor. Christopher grabbed his cutlass and silently killed the guards at the gates. After he killed the last guards he saw shops, houses, people, he knew where he was, Port Royal.



More chapters to come!

[Christopher]

Chapter 2: The Journey
“Oh no… if people know who I am, I’ll be reported to the British navy and be killed before morning!” Thought Christopher.

Christopher realized that its almost midnight, and that people are going to go inside to sleep. He then walked to the nearest dockworker, hoping he was awake and didn’t recognize him, and asked for a boat.

“Ye need to give me a pretty penny before I can give you a pretty ship, aye?” Said the dock worker.

“But I don’t have a pretty penny” Responded Christopher

“Then go away!”

“Wait! Is there anything I can do?”

“No! Well, there is one thing.”

“What? What?”

“Repair a ship of mine for me; luckily I have some tools for you.”

In a couple hours, Christopher finished the hull, which was all he needed to repair.

“Ok, I’m done”

“ZZZZzzzz” Snored the dockworker.

“Oh boy… WAKE UP!”

“Wha? What do ye want?!”

“The boat! Give me a boat! I repaired your ship!”

“Oh yes, it’s at the dock, give this to the guard. It’s like a pass”

“Thank you”

“Oh no” Christopher thought “Hopefully the guard won’t know I’m a pirate”
Christopher walked to the dock and saw the guard and the boat. The guard looked at Christopher with a funny expression but was too sleepy to realize he was a pirate. Christopher tossed the pass to him and he fell to the ground, snoring.

“Wow” Christopher thought, “He really is sleepy.”

Christopher jumped on his ship, it was very similar to his other one that sunk. With his sails ready, he set sail to Tortuga, with a smile on his face.

[Christopher]

Ok well this chapter is a short one.

Chapter 3: Tortuga

“Looks like Tortuga is only a mile away” Said Christopher, “Hopefully a crew is recruiting”

About to set foot on Tortuga, he saw a bunch of merry pirates throwing bottles at navy blokes.

“Boy, I miss Tortuga” Said Christopher.

Christopher was walking around Tortuga looking for a tavern which should have a crew partying in. Finally, he found a Tavern called Kings Arm. He entered and saw a bunch of drunken pirates singing.

“Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me!” Sung a sailor.

“Ahoy mates! Are ye part of a crew?” Asked Christopher

“Aye, speak to that drunken man over there.”
The sailor pointed to a dancing pirate.

“Excuse me, are you the captain of the crew?” Asked Christopher
.
“Aye” The sailor stopped dancing and looked at Christopher “Are ye looking to join?”

“Aye” Responded Christopher “I need a crew to sail the seven seas in search of navy swine”

“Ok, we are setting sail in a few minutes, if you’re not on the dock by then, we are setting sail without ye”

“Ok I’ll be there”

[Christopher]

Chapter 4: The Mutiny
“FULL SAIL MATES!” Yelled the captain.

“Aye aye, captain!” Yelled a sailor.

Christopher was in the lower decks, talking to three other crew members.

“What do you say mates?” Said Christopher “Just kill the other men on the ship and it’s ours!”

“I don’t know about this, it’s only the four of us” Said one sailor.

“Have you even heard of me?” said Christopher “I’ve killed a whole crew once by myself!”

“I’m in” Responded a sailor.

“Me too” Responded the other.

“Well…” Said the other sailor.

“Come on mate!” Said Christopher.

“Ok…”

Christopher ran upstairs to the top deck with the others following closely behind

“Everyone!” Yelled Christopher, “There is something on our right hull!”

The entire crew ran to the right hull looking for whatever Christopher was talking about. Chris threw a sword for each of the other sailors to attack the crew.

“Mutiny” Said the captain.

“Aye, Mutiny” Responded Christopher.

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

You really like to update, do you?

[Mr. Awesome]

That is a good thing, this story is great!

[Christopher]

Originally Posted by Mr. Skiperdoo

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Yeah Updating is fun.

[Christopher]

Chapter 5: A New Crew

“Christopher! We ha-“

“Captain Christopher” Interrupted Christopher.

“Aye, Captain Christopher, we have killed the rest of the crew, looks like the mutiny was a success” Said the sailor

“That’s more like it! Go rally the others, Mr…. your name again?” Asked Christopher.

“Roger” Responded Roger.

“Roger, aye? Reminds me of a mop…, go rally the others, mop”

“Aye sir, MEN! Get over here!”

“Aye sir?” Asked the mutineers.

“Since its only the four of us, there is no way we can attack the navy fleet”

“Navy fleet?” Asked the sailors.

“Aye, this means we are in need of more crew members”

“What do think we should do?” Asked Roger.

“Tortuga” Responded Christopher.

“I heard the Navy is there, they are searching for something or someone.” Said a sailor.

“Well then, where should we go?” Ask Christopher

“We could head to Port Royal, the most of the navy headed to Tortuga. So this means most of them aren’t at Port Royal. Most of the pirates of Tortuga already fled to Port Royal” Recommended Roger.

“Alright then” Agreed Christopher, “Let’s go”

“Alright, are about 20 miles away, setting sail at 12 knots” Reported Roger.

“Alright men, lets head back to that same tavern and recruit at least 10 more pirates. Roger, I’ll put you in charge of keeping track of how many men we are recruiting.” Said Christopher. “Roger, how many more miles left?”

“Land ho!” Shouted Roger.

“That must mean we’re here” Said Christopher. “Ok men, get the dinghy ready.”

Roger and the other sailors brought the dinghy down to the water. They all hoped on board and rowed their way to Tortuga.

“Ok men, meet up at Kings Arm.” Ordered Christopher.

“Aye aye, Captain” Responded the sailors.

The four men walked through the sandy beach, stepping on seaweed as they walked. Soon, they reached Kings Arm and Set up a stand to recruit people. Within minutes, people started lining up.

“Why do you think you are worthy of sailing on the Golden Goliath.” Asked Roger.

“I killed five zombies with one hand.” Stated the man.

“Zombies, eh? Welcome to the crew” Responded Roger.

After interviewing some other pirates, Roger reported the names of pirates who signed up.

“Phillip Green, Andrew Sawyer, James Swift, Will Roberts, Bill Hall, Johnny Appleseed, and David Rogerskull.” Reported Roger.

“Sounds good, tell them we are setting sail in an hour.”

[Christopher]

Chapter 6: Revenge
“Sir, we are approaching uncharted territories.” reported Roger, “What are we looking for?”

“The fleet.” responded Christopher. “Tell the men to get ready for combat”

“Captain, the fleet isn’t even sailing yet.” said Roger “It’s probably already sunk.”

“That may be, but something else might be there.” responded Christopher. “The navy aren’t the only ones”

“Alright sir, where should we hea-” Roger stopped, scared.
“Sir… is that...”

“Aye, it is.” Interrupted Christopher “Zombies”

“Everyone! To the cannons!” ordered Christopher.

“Aye captain!” shouted the sailors.

The ship headed toward the Golden Goliath, its huge, ripped sails frightened the sailors. Its huge, thick hull worried them.

“Ok men, await orders….”

“Yes sir…” responded the sailors.

The ship stopped next to the Golden Goliath. The cannons weren’t ready to fire. It puzzled the sailors.

“Ok men, fire grapple hooks!” ordered Christopher.

“Yes sir!” said the sailors.

The ship approached the Goliath, very slowly.

“Men, prepare to board”

The men grabbed ropes and swung on to the Zombie Ship. The zombies jumped up and surprised them, they fought their way through the horde of zombies 10 zombies fell for every crew member. After 8 pirates fell, only Roger and Christopher were left with about 20 zombies surrounding them. They both did a 180 degree sword slash and killed the rest of the zombies with ease.

“Well” said Christopher, panting “That was easy”

“Captain, we lost most our crew” reported Roger.

“I know but at least I had revenge” Said Christopher, with a smile on his face.

[Christopher]

Chapter 7: Isla Cruces
“Captain, it looks like a storm is coming!” reported Roger. “We should steer clear of it.”

Christopher looked at the storm; it was getting closer and even bigger.

“Aye Roger, but that’s the only direction we can go. Unless…”

“Unless what?”Roger asked

“Unless we head toward Isla Cruces” said Christopher.

“You know this place?” asked Roger.

Roger didn’t know what or where Isla Cruces was. He had no idea what was there or even if people were there.

“Stories. Isla Cruces. The Church came to the island, and brought salvation… and disease… and death. They say that a priest had to bury everyone, one by one, He went mad and hung himself” responded Christopher.

"Better mad with the rest of the world than sane alone." responded Roger.

As they approached Isla Cruces, they saw that the fog was rolling in, the clouds became darker.

“Be ready” Christopher warned, “There may be company awaiting us”

“Alright”

“Ok, follow me” ordered Christopher.

They walked through the sandy beach and saw the Church.

“So this is what you were talking about?” asked Roger.

“Aye, watch out, you can easily fall inside the graves.” warned Chris

As they were going to enter the church, Roger saw that someone was inside. Christopher pulled him aside to the wall and peeked inside to see who it was.

“It’s them” Christopher said.

“Who?” Roger asked

“Davy Jones.”

Chapter 8: The Battle
“What do you suppose we do?” asked Roger.

“Fight, of course” responded Christopher.

Christopher silently pulled out a hatchet.

“Here, you throw this in the spineskull’s back and I’ll stab him” ordered Christopher.

“Ready? Wait... NOW!” Yelled Christopher

Roger threw the hatchet in the spineskull’s back at the same moment Christopher stabbed him. Christopher looked to his right and saw a crew of Davy Jones’ henchmen. Roger knew he had to help, he reached into his pocket and grabbed a small smoke grenade. It may have been small, but it would do. Christopher saw the grenade roll on the floor, he quickly jumped through the door and drew his sword.

“Maybe you could’ve warned me before you threw that?” said Christopher

“At least I saved your life” said Christopher.

“YOU? Saved MY life? I was fine until some smoke grenade landed in front of me.” Responded Christopher.

“You aren’t saved yet…” said a unknown voice.

“What? Who said that?” asked Roger.

“Me, Davy Jones” said Jones.

Chapter 9: Death
“I have come for revenge” said Jones.

“What is he talking about?” asked Roger.

“Nothing” replied Christopher.

“Jones, Davy Jones, how about I give you a shiny penny and a new assistant?” whispered Christopher to Jones.

“Him? He’s nothing compared to you!” Yelled Jones.

“Are you guys talking about me?” asked Roger.

“Quiet boy” ordered Christopher.

Davy pushed Christopher and Roger to the ground. Roger felt something hard under his elbow, he dug it out. Meanwhile, Christopher jumped up to his feet and drew his sword.

“Ching, Ding, Chang!” they vigorously fought but never hit. Jones grabbed Christopher’s arm with his claw.

“AHHHHHHHHHHH!” Christopher yelled.

Christopher dropped to the floor in pain.

“Heh, heh, heh.” Said Jones, “Time for you to die”

Right when Jones was going to stab Chris, he stopped. Then Christopher looked over at Roger. He stabbed the heart. Jones fell to the floor.

“Thank you, Roger” said Christopher

“You’re welcome, captain” said Roger.

“Chris, just call me Chris.”


And thats the story of Christopher /flex

[Christopher]

Well, this is to the people who read the story. Sequel of the tale of a pirate is coming soon! If you want your pirate featured in the story, just post on this thread the name of your pirate and if they are good or bad. Im going to only have 2 more people featured in the story.

P.S. Roger is seaking

[Christopher]

The Tale of a Pirate: Part Two
Chapter 1: The Homecoming
“Captain, we are sailing at about 10 knots, heading to Tortuga” Reported Roger.
“Roger, what did I tell you? Call me Chris” ordered Chris.
“Aye, Cap- I mean Chris, sorry, Chris” said Roger.
“It’s ok Roger” said Chris, “Just call me whatever you like”
“Ok, mop” joked Roger.
“Not like that, Roger” said Chris “Or I’ll run ya through!”
“I know you’re joking Chris” said Roger, “I know you might need me”
They were now close to Tortuga; Chris had a long day back in Isla Cruces. With the death of Davy Jones, his henchmen, and the Flying Dutchman, Roger didn’t have to be captain of them. He was too young to be a captain of a ship currently. Now they were about to dock and rest at Tortuga.
“Let’s head to the butcher and get a meal, what do you want? Pork?” asked Christopher.
“I’m a vegetarian” said Roger, trying to hide the fact that he doesn’t like meat.
“Alright, I’ll get some meat” said Chris.

Chapter 2: The Old Graveyard
After eating a mighty lunch, Chris and Roger went on a sightseeing trip around Tortuga.
“Anything on Tortuga you would like to see?” asked Chris.
“Hmmm… how about a cave or a forest?” responded Roger.
“Alright, just stay with me when we get there” ordered Chris
A half hour later, they came back to the Tortuga’s town; Chris saw a small graveyard, where someone was digging at.
“Excuse me” Chris said, “What are you doing?”
“Ghosts!” said the stranger “Everywhere! Go, go away! Save yourself!”
Chris thought the man was crazy until he saw a grave marked Dog Gunmorgan.
“Huh” Chris said “Sounds familiar”
Chapter 3: Ghosts
“What happened over there?” Roger asked.
“Just talking to another crazy bloke” joked Chris.
“Ha! Good one!” responded Roger.
“Hey, have you heard any ghost stories boy?” asked Chris.
“Aye, they scared me when I was young, well younger” responded Roger.
“Well, you’re going to get scared even more than you’ve ever imagined” said Chris.
“What do you mean by that sir?” asked Roger.
“We’re going to a dreaded island no one ever dared to step foot on.”Said Chris
“Why?”Asked Roger.
“We’re going to a island called Ravens Cove, the island was attacked by a skeleton named Jolly Roger, he and his crew destroyed the buildings and left most places under rocks. Only a couple buildings were left intact. Some caves were buried too. The inhabitants souls turned into ghosts, they were forever locked in the caves that are only reachable by going across bumpy bridges, walking over rocks, maybe killing some guards” said Chris.
“Ok, let’s get on the ship” said Roger.
They sailed to Ravens Cove, it took them more time than they expected since they had to go around numerous navy ships along the way.
“Chris, we are about to bring down the anchor” said Roger.
“Ok, keep your distance from the island. The ship might hit some under water spikes” said Chris.
“Ok, bringing down the dinghy” reported Roger.
As they brought down the dinghy, Roger could see why Chris warned him. The island had a ship broken down on the shore and a ship hanging from a cliff. They rowed the ship to land, making sure it didn’t hit anything under them. As they stepped foot on the island, they heard the souls screaming and women and children crying.
“Now I understand why you warned me about this island” said Roger.
“Aye now let’s head uphill and find those ghosts” said Chris.
“I have a question, why are we going after these ghosts?” asked Roger.
“That’s a good question, you’ll see later” responded Chris.
As they walked uphill, they bumped into an old friend.
“Jack? Jack Sparrow? Is that you?” asked Chris
“Ah! Oh, um, it’s you, mr… your name again?” asked Jack.
“Chris, your old crew member” responded Chris. “What are you doing here?”
“Business” responded Jack.
“I thought you were after the Fountain of Youth?” said Chris.
“Complications arose and were soon overcome” responded Jack. “Why are you here?”
“I’m looking for someone” said Chris.
“Secretive, as usual, I’m heading to morgan’s cave” said Jack.
“Me to, let’s go together. Two heads are better than one as they say, well three because of this boy” said Chris.
They walked to morgan’s cave, which took about an hour, and entered. They saw so many of them, they had an orange glow. Everything about them was unusual. They didn’t have feet; their swords were like dust and separated in the air but soon reformed and then separated continuously.
“Told you that you would be scared Roger” said Chris.
“Not me, well maybe, well… a little” said Jack.
Chapter 4: Father
“Jack, Roger, we need to fight through these enemies” said Chris.
They fought and fought until every ghost died but was soon replaced with another but they kept fighting through the enemies until they came to a dead end.
“WHAT! This can’t be! Impossible! It’s a dead end!” yelled Chris.
Ghosts started walking toward them.
“Sir, I think we went the wrong way, you’re attracting attention” said Roger.
“He’s right” said Jack; “We might have to fight our way through the ghosts now” said Roger.
“Men, draw swords” Chris ordered.
“Ok, sir” said Roger.
“Chris…. Now FIGHT!!!” ordered Chris.
“Ching, Dang, Ding!” Jack, Roger, and Chris fought and fought. Chris slashed a ghost and it deformed into dust.
“Captain!” yelled Roger “More ghosts are coming!”
“KEEP FIGHTING MEN!” yelled Chris.
They fought and fought until every ghost fell but one more was left, he was huge. He had a broadsword with spikes on it.
“Hello, father” Said Chris.
Chapter 5: The Bitter End
“You are not allowed to call me father, you fool! My name is Dog Gunmorgan! Not Father!” yelled Dog Gunmorgan.
“Chris is he really your father?” asked Roger.
“Aye, he was on a trip to this island for a vacation, but he died just like the rest” responded Chris.
“Chris, why is his name Dog anyway? Is that his nickname?” asked Roger.
“Aye, I called him Dog for a long time” responded Chris.
“Where’s Jack?” asked Roger.
“Are you two done talking yet?!?!?!” yelled Dog.
“Aye we are” responded Chris, at that moment he drew his sword.
“Are ye challenging me?!?” shouted Dog.
“Yes, Yes I am” responded Chris.
Dog drew his sword and jumped, with his sword facing down, and caused a mighty earthquake. Chris fell to the ground and then Dog stabbed him with a ghostly sword. Chris couldn’t speak, the pain was too much. Then suddenly, Jack came behind Dog. Dog turned around and Jack slapped him.
“That wasn’t very nice” said Jack.
“YOU! You’re supposed to be dead!” said Dog.
“I’m sorry mate but you forgot one tiny detail, I’m Captain Jack Sparrow” said Jack.
Jack then stabbed Dog and rushed over to Christopher with Roger.
“He’s bleeding too much” said Roger, “He’s dead”
“Mate, we’re in Morgan’s Cave, he’ll turn into a ghost, once he’s a ghost, he can go to any island that’s plentiful with humans and he’ll become a human again” said Jack.
Chris’ ghost slowly drifted out of the body and ran away, deep inside the cave.
“Chris!” yelled Roger.
“Mate, he’ll come back, let’s just go to Tortuga and rest, it’s been a long day…” said Jack.

[The Stealthy Pirate]

So... your father is Dog? Weird.... anyways pretty good mate! Try to make less dialouge.

[Christopher]

He asked to be a epic person in the story :P

[Dog Gunmorgan]

Jack Sparrow will have to pay for slapping and stabbing me... Great Story James!!! =D