George The Noob and the Quest for the Lost Burrito

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Here is the next chapter!

The Vision

George felt like he was floating through nothingness. Around him was, well, nothing. It was emptiness, like his head, with random colors appearing and disappearing. All of the sudden, he started hearing voices.

"I personally think George's idea is great..." Banana's voice said, in an echoing tone.

"WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE TO BE MINDLESS FOOLS?!" Britney's voice screamed.

"Yes, I'll have the ham sandwich ma'am," George's Great-Uncle Ploopy said.

Before George could start to wonder why Great-Uncle Ploopy was in his dream, a more powerful voice spoke. It was deep, and powerful, and had a sort of an accent. George was too stupid to tell where it was from though.

"O Noobish One," the voice boomed. "You have come far."

"I just founded a burrito and eated it..." George said worried. "Did I do sometin badz?"

"....no..." the voice said. "O Noobish One, I am Pablo, the spirit of The Lost Burrito."

"So you iz edible?!" George screamed with delight. "Where arez you?! I wanna nom nom nom on youz!"

"SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU HERE!" Pablo bellowed. "Err, where was I? Ah yes! George, there are evil forces trying to come after me. The forces of Jolly Roger!"

"OMGZZZ! Not the evil pirate flag thingamabober!"

"No you twit! Jolly Roger, leader of the undead army! Bahh, why did I need to pick this guy to help me? Oh well, too late now. I must give you the location of myself so you can find me and keep me safe from Jolly Roger."

"waitz just a minutezerz!" George said, holding up his arms. Then he remembered that he wasn't really there, and it was just his mind. He had no arms. "what would tehh bonehead thing want with a mexican food?"

"George, I posses great power. If Jolly Roger gets his hands... mouth? Oh well, if he gets to me, then he can harness my power and destroy the Caribbean! You must find me, and then keep me safe from Jolly Roger! Otherwise we may all be doomed!"

"mmmk, whats in it for me?" George asked stupidly.

"Err... well, I suppose if you get me, you can harness my power, and you can become the toughest noob to sail the seas. I suppose you can't do too much with my power, but if it gets into the hands (mouth?) of evil, all is lost!"

"well how iz i gonna find u?" George asked.

"I'll have to tell you this riddle," Pablo said. "Ahem...

Go, to the island with cliffs so great,
With the red ghosts so filled with hate.
Fight your way through bats and the raven,
To find the Lost Burrito's guarded haven.

"Wut?"

"DAMN IT!" Pablo yelled in frustration. "I'm hidden on Raven's Cove! Way to ruin the epicness..."

"mmmk, so I go to teh Cove with the crows..."

"...Ravens..." Pablo corrected. George didn't notice.

"And then I look around for a tasty snack?"

"...sure..."

"OKAYZERZ! Now lemme outta here pweeze." George said triumphantly.

"Anything to get you out of here... just remember! You haven't much time! Get to Raven's Cove before Jolly Roger does! His army is searching for my whereabouts! Its not long before they discover my location and find me!"

"k, lemme out."

"Fine, fine," Pablo muttered. George heard a sound like fingers snapping, and then suddenly George awoke to the sound of wasps buzzing.

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Sorry if that wasn't too funny. Just needed to put that chapter in to move the story along. Pweeze leave comments!