Why Hallo There!

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Another Davy?! This town isn't big enough for the two of us! *draws gun* Hehe, just kidding around. We have many fine and not so fine members here on the forums. Its a good place. Here, lemme give you a few pieces of advice, matey.

• Give me all your rum. Every last drop. I'll keep it from getting into the hands and/or stomachs of others
• Only listen to me. I'll keep you semi-sane.
• If there is a raw steak near you with a greenish color, don't touch it. Get as far away from it as possible. Don't ask. Its better that you don't know.
• Did I say to give me your rum?
• If you need anything, please feel free to PM me.

EDIT: I almost forgot! Take some of my rum here, as a welcome gift. I don't give it out much... for good reason... but you'll learn why later. *slides rum down table*

Get this guy a tree shift!