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11-06-2010, 02:02 AM
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To the Tune of "Jingle Bells:"
 Pirates We!  Sailin' through the seas, With loot below me deck, I have a nasty plan, For the Navy on me back, Yo-ho-ho! Cannons blasting loud, Sinking all in sight, Oh how fun it is to plague the Navy and Skeletons in fright, Oh! Pillagin', Plunderin', Cheatin' Pirates We, Pickin' out the pockets of the East India Com-pan-y, Yo! Pillagin', Plunderin', Cheatin' Pirates We! Don't come crossin' our paths Or next will yer soul be! From 'Tuga to Padres, Kingshead to the Cove, We raid our way through, Taking all yer gold!, Mwhahaha! The landlubbers got nothing, Compared to our mighty valor, The only thing you might not like Is we tend to never shower, Yo! Gamblin', Swindlin', Fightin' Pirates We, Pickin' out the pockets of the East India Com-pan-y, Yo! Pillagin', Plunderin', Cheatin' Pirates We! Free and fearsome freebooters Of the Caribbean Sea! |
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#17
11-06-2010, 05:27 AM
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POTCO Jingle Bells
Here we are again, Down in the Caribbean. Looking for some fun, While Gunner wants some rum. Yo-Ho! Questing till it hurts. Some potions make you burp. Darkhart will never win! Lets defeat him once again!! Yo-Ho! Jingle bells, the Kraken smells! Jolly Roger lost an invasion. The Faithful Bride went up in flames. Jack Sparrow ran away (again). Fighting the Navy While sailing the high seas, Gets you wonderin' Where is that darn kraken?! Yo-Ho! Defeating El Patron Will curse you to the bone. Check your hand a lot. Did you get the black spot? Yo-Ho! Jingle bells, the Kraken smells! Jolly Roger lost an invasion. The Faithful Bride went up in flames. Jack Sparrow ran away (again). 
Last edited by djr_8fan; 11-07-2010 at 11:09 PM.. |
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11-06-2010, 05:37 AM
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Deck The Tavern
Nice Del! Let's see if I can compete...
To the tune of Deck The Halls Deck The TavernDrink some rum and sing a carol! Fa la la la la la la la la! Hoist you sails and strike down peril! Fa la la la la la la la la! Shoot some cannons! Fight the navy! Fa la la la la la la la la! Steal some treasure and bury gold! Fa la la la la la la la la! Or just put it in your ships hold! Fa la la la la la la la la! We be pirates! We have freedom! Fa la la la la la la la la! Drink some rum and sing a carol! Fa la la la la la la la la! Hoist your sails and strike down peril! Fa la la la la la la la la! Shoot some cannons! Fight the navy! Fa la la la la la la la laaaa! |
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#19
11-06-2010, 03:56 PM
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To the tune of "White Christmas "
Red Christmas
I'm dreaming of a RED Weapon Just like the ones El Patron knows Where the metal glistens and Pirates Listen To hear clanking with some glows I'm dreaming of a RED weapon With every POF post I write May your enemies fear you and dread That your belt has weapons of RED Happy Holidays Everyone !!! Merry Christmas! |
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#20
11-06-2010, 10:08 PM
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Yer Favorite Pirate Carols...Arrrrr!
Sing along ye lads n lasses...
"Sung as to Carol of the Bells" Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho (Yo Ho Yo Ho - sung in background entire song) Arrrrr how the ships Swift Pirate ships Hoist anchor and sail Follow a treasure trail Plunder time is here Brings ye good cheer We're daring and bold Treasure's in the hold Yo Ho Yo Ho Just so ye know Ye best sing along It be our Pirate song Our enemies seem ta hear This song that strikes fear Heard from ev'ry where Raising their hair See how they runs From our big guns Boarded and plundered We looted if ye wondered Then they were sunk We kept the treasure trunk Songs of good cheer Plunder time is here Happy happy happy happy Plundering Happy Happy happy happy Plundering Off on another trail Wind to help us sail Come sing along It be our Pirate song Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho __________________________ MERRY CHRISTMAS! EDIT: This be my final choice since it was the first... Enjoy! 
Last edited by Captain NightWolf; 11-21-2010 at 07:56 PM.. Reason: Had to choose...went with the first one posted... |
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#21
11-07-2010, 02:53 AM
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"Yo-ho-ho!"
" Yo-ho-ho the time is hear and time to fear!" " Maybe something good is coming near! " " I hear to my ear and seems to be a jingle! " " Could it be the new ole year?" " Yo-ho-ho! I hear which seems werid" " I see a sparkle in the sky and old Saint Nick was flying'! " I wished for rum but to hide from my mum!" " Yo-ho-ho! Merry Christmas to all ye bilge rats!" " But it was a good for ye to get me fat!" Ok I know a akward carol. But hey its me first one to write but could do better next year! Maybe longer to. |
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#22
11-09-2010, 03:17 AM
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Frosty The Snowman
Jack The sandman.
Was a Rum Stealer he was. With a Red Slash Belt and a white puffy shirt. and some black eye shadow Jack the sandman. is a pirate they say! he was made of sand but the pirates know how he stole some rum that day! There must've been some gold in that old sword they found For when they gave him that sword. he did a little jig Jack The Sandman was as sandy as can be! and all the pirates said! he could sing and dance on a sloop! just as same as u and me! so he said let's sail and we'll get some rum now before i blow away! Down to tortuga with a tonic in his hand running here and there all over the place saying get me rum if ye can! He led them down to the docks! right to the dock worker and heard RUM!!!!!! Jack the sandman. had to scurvy to his rum but he danced a jig saying heres some rum! I"ll be at the bar! Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho Watch jack go! Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho Over the hills of tortuga! |
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#23
11-09-2010, 06:31 AM
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O Christmas Tree (O Twisted Tree)
O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Thy leaves are so enraging; O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Thy leaves are so enraging; No matter if it is day or night, Thou always prowling for a fight. O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Thy leaves are so enraging; -------------------------------------------- O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Much pain thou can'st give me; O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Much pain thou can'st give me; Such an evil rotten tree, Knocked me down and stole me booty. O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Much pain thou can'st give me; --------------------------------------------- O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Thy fury is so frightening; O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Thy fury is so frightening; Can I walk around in peace, without you swatting me like a flea. O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Thy fury is so frightening; --------------------------------------------- O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Jolly Roger has changed thee; O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Jolly Roger has changed thee; Ye use to be a beauty, now ye just a vile stump. O Twisted Tree! O Twisted Tree! Jolly Roger has changed thee!! |
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11-09-2010, 05:54 PM
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Silent Sea Deadly Sea
By Dog Greenhound Silent sea, deadly sea, Merchant quake at the sight of me They know I'm a pirate without any doubt As soon as I roll all me six pounders out And force their ships under my lee. And bring their ships under my lee. Silent sea, deadly sea, Navy posts a reward for me. They hope that soon I will be betrayed So they won't ever have to face me blade But thanks to the code I stay free. Yes, thanks to the code I stay free. Silent sea, deadly sea, My only rival is the E.I.T.C. I sinks their ships, I takes their gold I stuffs their treasure into me hold And throw all their bones in the sea. Yes, I throw their poor bones in the sea. 
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11-13-2010, 06:43 AM
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Hahaha, alright, here's mine, set to the tune of... Another Christmas Song-Stephen Colbert
Another Pirate Song
Ho! It’s another Pirate song! Whoa! Get ready mateys for another Pirate song! Not a whole lot of ‘em, so I’ll invite ‘em Into my cabin, the rum’s all invitin’ Oh! It’s another Pirate song! Jack Sparrow drinking in a small, worn bar, Who’d have ever known that he’d get so far? Sword in his belt sash, Rum in his hand, He’s the kind of man you don’t see as grand! Hey! It’s another Pirate song! Yay! Just a new, not worn out, jumpy and tingly Pirate song! Jones and Jolly sit on the horizon, Waiting for the moment they can go a risin’, Hey! Let’s go teach them how they’re wrong! Swords are clashing as the pirates fight, Navy and the Company show their might! Here comes the voodoo, Better watch out! We light an explosion and you hear a shout! You! Are ye fearing death today? No! Well then come and join us, On our rousing, rowdy play! The ship sets a course, Captain, what be our headin’? All that we hope is that we won’t be led in, By! The old, stuck up Navy swine! (Music Interlude) But wait! What’s this? Jolly has caught up to your ship, Apparently you won’t get to finish this trip, The cannons go off and you hear him say, “Are ye lazy skells gonna sink her today?” Whoa! Better fight back while ye can! Go! Get the men all ready, here we make our final stand! They ain’t gonna take us, we live for freedom! So draw all your swords mates, we’ll swing out and greet ‘em! Hey! Haven’t we gone on this lo-o-ong? We are pirates! And I’ll rest! When I see that skelly shut up in the Locker, And good old Wellie is gone right and proper, From another… Pirate song! The Rum Pay goes to Crestshot! |
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#26
11-16-2010, 03:18 AM
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dinnae desire a lot fer Christmas
There is just one object I need I dinnae care about th' presents Underneath th' Christmas tree I just desire ye fer me own More than ye could ever know Make me crave bring a spring true All I desire fer Christmas Is you I dinnae desire a lot fer Christmas There is just one object I need And I dinnae care about th' presents Underneath th' Christmas tree I dinnae need ter hang me stocking There upon th' fireplace Santa Claus shan't make me happy With a toy on Christmas Day I just desire ye fer me own More than ye could ever know Make me crave bring a spring true All I desire fer Christmas is you You baby Oh I shan't ask fer much this here Christmas I shan't e'en crave fer snow And I'm just gonna keep on waiting Underneath th' mistletoe I shan't make a list an' send it To th' North Pole fer Saint Nick I shan't e'en delay awake to Hear them there magic reindeer click 'Cause I just desire ye ahoy tonight Holding on ter me so tight What more can I do? Baby all I desire fer Christmas is you You Oh all th' lights be shining So brightly everywhere And th' sound o' children's Laughter fills th' air And every man-jack is singing I hear them there sleigh bells ringing Santa shan't ye lug me th' one I really need? Won't ye if ye please lug me babe ter me? Oh I dinnae desire a lot fer Christmas This is all I'm asking for I just desire ter clap eyes on me baby Standing starboard outside me door Oh I just desire ye fer me own More than ye could ever know Make me crave bring a spring true Baby all I desire fer Christmas is You baby All I desire fer Christmas is ye baby All I desire fer Christmas is ye baby All I desire fer Christmas is ye babe  
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11-17-2010, 01:33 AM
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i hope nobody made a parody of this one ^_^
We wish you a pirate christmas (parody of we wish you a merry christmas) We wish you a pirate christmas We wish you a pirate christmas We wish you a pirate christmas And a survival new year! (repeated 2 more times) Good enemies to you And all of your skin, Good enemies for christmas And a survival new year! We wish you a pirate christmas We wish you a pirate christmas We wish you a pirate christmas And a survival new year! (repeated) Good enemies to you And all of your skin, Good enemies for christmas And a survial new year! Oh we want some rum And we wont go until we get some, We wont go until we get some, We wont go until we get some, So get us some rum! We wont go until we get some We wont go until we get some We wont go until we get some So get us some rum! We wish you a pirate christmas We wish you a pirate christmas We wish you a pirate christmas And a Jolly..Roger...New Year!!!! i guess i tried 
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#28
11-19-2010, 04:19 AM
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Sung to the Tune of "Oh Tannenbaum"
Oh cannonball, oh cannonball
How loudly you go boomin' Oh cannonball, oh cannonball Destroyed another human Or perhaps a skelly runt or possibly, a smelly grunt Oh cannonball, come Christmas day I think I'll shoot you anyway
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#29
11-22-2010, 08:28 AM
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Joy to the crew by Gerardo Stormwalker
Joy to the Crew, the rum is here!
let's all drink till we sleep let every man get some ale sink those ships to the deep sink those ships to the deep sink those ships, those ships, to the deep! Joy to the crew, the Rum is cold let the men sing out their soul while crabs and gators, bats, stumps and bees leave sacks of coal, leave sacks of coal, leave, leave, sacks of coal. |
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11-23-2010, 06:57 PM
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To Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raindeer.
Darkhart the Undead Raider You know Sandspine and Bloodless, Bonebreaker and Boris, Evan and Thaddeus, and Blackheart and Francis. But do you recall? The most famous Undead Boss of all..... Darkhart the Undead Raider (Raider) Was the baddest undead of all! (Worse than Timothy!) He never let the pirates, (Pirates) take the precious loot he holds. (Like Booty!) All of the hearty Pirates, (Pirates) Could never seem to take him down, (Back to Jail!) And he would wreak his havoc, (Havoc) Upon the people of the Padres Town. (Oh No!) Then a legend came arround, that spoke of a lost sword. And all the pirates flocked to him To raid the loot he stored. Then his reign of terror ended. (Yo Ho!) And the townspeople felt at peace, (Finally!) But now poor General Darkhart, Has his loot raided relentlessly!
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