September 2010 Design a Curse Contest

[Igor Greybeard]

Igor says Igor is a simple pirate so here it go:


Igor say may all Igor's loot drop be sacks if Jolly don't knock you on all your backs!!

[Cannonfury]

She who must not be named was cast from the land of pof and potco, she has vowed to return and take her spot on her evil throne so she can cast an evil eye over all of potco!

Her return can only be summoned during the night, when a pure soul lights the Sanderson's sisters candle in the little shack on abassa tortuga.

If this is done the earth will shake violently. Smoke,ashes and lava will rise from the ground and the dutches of evil will rise from the depths of hades as her ship,The Victory Shark, rides through the lava. The queen of evil will let out a evil menacing laugh!

She will then command her drones to carry her to her throne in abassa tortuga...and from there she will rule the world!!!!

[Jack Firehawk]

Walk into a graveyard at midnight during the lunar eclipse, stomp your foot 3 times on a fresh grave, then a undead minion will pull you into his grave and steel your soul.....

[Captin Spencer]

Davy Jones will haunt you. He is watching your soal. Dont dought him. He can find you. You cant hide. Or the Kraken will find you. Beware!

[Purple Pirate Eater]

Sail on your sloop,
in the seven seas.
Shoot a cannon
into the murky depths,
a kraken will devour
whatever is left.

Kinda random... :P

[gingeeann]

Beware all pirate wenches that wear a corset on Abassa Tortuga Beach, ye shall never find Peace!!!

Same goes for shirtless gents. If Jolly Roger does not steal your soul, the friend requests shall drive you insane.

[carrot a pixiepirate]

He who fights the skeleton
will be a skeleton
and burried alive for eternity

[Allythehero]

" Never pay a man, if you can just kill him instead. "

[muffin pirate]

"If ye be a POF member,
then ye watch your rum.
Cause come September,
The Mods shall come....."

[Jackfiresteel]

YES PERFECT EXCUSE TO MAKE AWESOME POEMS.

One day, a young pirate was takin' a stroll
Not realizing he'd be paying a toll,
Then out of nowhere..
a group of skelies ambushed, slashed, and teared.
The young pirate tried to escape
but he was too late.
The skelies had blocked the doors
having nowhere to run, he was scared to the core.
As he pulled out his sword and pistol,
Jolly Roger appeared, and stole his soul.

Let that be a lesson to you buccaneers
Never walk alone, where skeletons might be near.
Always bring a friend, a mate,
and never turn your back, for Pete's sake!
Unless you are Jack Sparrow, or Black Beard,
Then you will always have something to fear.

There you go.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Here is an edit to my old one. I gave it a title as well.

Ol' Venom Lash

Venture into the Wildwoods,
Many scorpions ye shall see.
Some pirates will start shootin'!
The wise ones will flee.

If ye are not wise,
And you choose to kill,
Don't shoot Ol' Venom Lash,
He be the king of the hill!

When the scorpions see their leader dead,
The killer they will need to shred.
The monsters will find you, you cannot run!
For your legs will feel like lead.

The first time they shall let you escape,
But only to prolong your death.
Every time ye leave your house,
They will attack you, before you can even take a breath.

For a year this Torture shall go on,
Until you cannot take any more!
But just when you finally think they are gone...
You will see more scorpions than ever before!

Every follower of Ol' Venom Lash
Will run to attack you in a crazy mad dash.
Ye wont be able to defend yerself, as bystanders run for their lives!
Before the horrible scorpions devour you alive.

So never be messin' with Ol' Venom Lash....

May that curse make your blood run cold!!!

[Ropeburn]

There was once a lady who lived in a shoe.
She had too many kids and made poison stew.
Slurp as the kids did,
As the mother said goodbye to her kids.

She then wondered, why are they still alive?
She bought a axe and went to chop up them fast,
One lost its eye, another its heart,
They all pleaded, "Why mummy, Why?"
All she said was, "Good night my angels."
When the navy found out, she was beheaded quick,
Faster than you could say Hurry, Quick quick!
Though her soul is not gone yet,
For whoever buys the lady's home,
Ye be wearing your death.

[CoolkidAJR24]

Arrgh. Fight with this vicious tatoo on your skin or yee may never have fight with yee skin again.

[Charles Darkwolf]

Here is my modest curse.

Your life will be in great folly,
if you choose to mess with Jolly!