Create a Story where we each say a sentence.

[Dog Firestack]

Run on sentence is in grammar rules I think....

He gets resurrected, and finds Captain Jack Sparrow and joins his crew.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

Run-on sentences are improper grammar, and therefore no, you didn't beat me.

Jack Sparrow, being the greedy pirate that he is, and more than a little crazy, decides that he (Joe) can't be trusted, and throws him overboard, resulting in his falling to bottom of the ocean -which strangely doesn't crush him- at which point a random shift in planar reality causes an abrasion in space-time, through which he falls into another dimension, providing an extra variable in the the alternate time-space reality; unfortunately, this causes the destruction of entire said universe, unraveling it, along with Joe's own time-space reality, and casting them into oblivion, causing the following effect: having passed into true non-existence, the two separate existences no longer exist, even in memory of the multi-verse; since they don't exist, of course neither existed to be thrown out of existence, forming a paradox, in which both existences both exist and don't exist, as is a paradox's wont, and since this is yet another one of my longer sentences, I ask again: can anyone, within grammatical limits, create a sentence as long as this one?

If you can understand this, please PM me your theory as to how this could happen.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Then Sally Sue, Joe's true love, finds Joe lying by the water, and she gives him CPR, reviving him.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Oops, forget that last post... didnt read the 3rd page. xD

Joe gets bored of not existing, so he poofs back into existing between 13 Thrall Captains.

[Sith kinght pirate]

suddenly he trips into davy jones locker

[Tiberius Fireskull]

But Davy Jones doesnt want people digging through his locker, so he throws him into the middle of the thralls again.

[Sith kinght pirate]

davy jones changes his mind and puts him into davy jones locker (combo 5 56 12 joke)

[Captain Jason]

Then he escapes but jolly roger makes him jpoin his army with his pistol thing or dagger, and he's undead.

[Captain Jason]

Originally Posted by KeeperOfTheCode

Run-on sentences are improper grammar, and therefore no, you didn't beat me.

Jack Sparrow, being the greedy pirate that he is, and more than a little crazy, decides that he (Joe) can't be trusted, and throws him overboard, resulting in his falling to bottom of the ocean -which strangely doesn't crush him- at which point a random shift in planar reality causes an abrasion in space-time, through which he falls into another dimension, providing an extra variable in the the alternate time-space reality; unfortunately, this causes the destruction of entire said universe, unraveling it, along with Joe's own time-space reality, and casting them into oblivion, causing the following effect: having passed into true non-existence, the two separate existences no longer exist, even in memory of the multi-verse; since they don't exist, of course neither existed to be thrown out of existence, forming a paradox, in which both existences both exist and don't exist, as is a paradox's wont, and since this is yet another one of my longer sentences, I ask again: can anyone, within grammatical limits, create a sentence as long as this one?

If you can understand this, please PM me your theory as to how this could happen.

Does quoting it count as stealing it?

[hmanngr8]

Joe threatens a shipwright, steals a ship, sails to Cuba, only to scare some townsfolk, finds Tia Dalma, who uses a potion to restore him to his normal not undead condition, changes his name so Jolly Roger couldn't track him, burns his stolen ship, and lives his life as a well paid gun salesman.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

One day he is in the shot, and he accidentally lights a match, and accidentally walks over towards the gunpowder barrel, and accidentally lights in on fire, causing the gunpowder barrel to accidentally explode, causing a chain reaction with all the other gunpowder barrels, which accidentally blow up as well, and they all send Joe accidentally flying out the roof, and he accidentally falls on top of Jolly Roger, who accidentally turns him into a skeleton; this causes Joe to accidentally run and scream, which accidentally makes Jolly mad, who accidentally runs him through with a sword and he accidentally says: "OOPS I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED JOE THE PIRATE! LOOKS LIKE ILL HAVE TO ACCIDENTALLY TAKE HIM TO THE E.R." as he walks him, accidentally, to the emergency room, which causes Joe to accidentally wake up from his unconsciousness and accidentally slap Jolly across the face, which made Jolly angry, accidentally causing him to throw him into the Padres volcano, which accidentally erupted, which accidentally sent Joe flying into the sea, and he lands onto my ship, and I accidentally scream and run around yelling something about some idiot accidentally falling on my ship; I throw him off of course.... accidentally....

Is that longer? I might have made an ACCIDENT along the way

[hmanngr8]

But Joe wakes up from his horrible nightmare, to find that he wet his bed, to find that he was still a gun salesman, to find that he changed his name to Jeremy from Joe so he wouldn't be tracked by Jolly Roger, to find that he had invented fireproof containers for his black powder, to find that in no way could said nightmare accident could actually happen.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Then Jeremy looks to the side of him, and sees Jolly Roger in a ladies nightgown standing beside his bed waving to him saying "Hey Darling!" Which causes Jeremy to scream and then wakes up on the shore of Outcast Isle, for when I threw him off my ship, he drifted there, and he is certain (and he is correct) that it is not a dream.

[hmanngr8]

Jeremy then wakes up ( for what the third time now? ) to find that his name was still Joe, to find that he was on the floor of a bar, to find that everything that had happened to him from the begging, was just an alergic reaction to his rum, to find that the year was 2010, a whole thread on Piratesonlineforums.com had been dedicated to his alergic reacgtion dreams, and to find that all of the previously said characters were from a child's MMORPG inspired by a Disney children's movie, therefore making his whole life worthless.
I think we can start story 3 now.
But I kept track of what everyone said and I will put it in the next post

[hmanngr8]

There once was a pirate named Joe
Joe was a sad pirate
He was sad because he was allergic to rum!
He then tripped on a rock and fell in a small pool of water.
He got back up and dust him self off
Only to fall back down again.
He runs to the bottle but his shoes r untied and falls yet again!
he gets up slides towars the karken and triped in his mouth
He gets back up, and reaches for the bottle only to see that it's a Crab
The Kraken thinks he tastes gross, so it spits him out.
He lands on Davy Jone's ship and joins his crew.
Davy jones crew thows him over board for smelling worse then them.
The sea spits him out for looking like one of Jones's crew.
he lands on a island with a bunch of crabs around him
Sitting drenched on the beach, dazed & confused, Davy wonders, "Why in the devil did I ever get out of bed today!?"
A Monkey pops out and answers Davy's question, It said "Because your silly."
the monkey then jumps up and grabs davy's rum and runs away with it
The monkey suddenly encounters an alligator, which eats said monkey, realizing of course that the following statement is part of the original sentence: unfortunately for said alligator, said monkey was too large for said alligator to swallow whole, resulting in said alligator's choking on said monkey's sorry carcass; of course, said alligator, like all alligators, hates the world in which it was born, and to cause more trouble, walked over to a fresh-water source, which is then poisoned by said alligator's rotting corpse, causing (indirectly) the death of an entire nearby community, which relied on said water source, which of course raises this question: can any of you, within grammatical limits, create a sentence longer than this?
No... I dont think so.

Davy gets up, launches his ship, then sails to Tortuga to buy more rum.
then davys ship while sailing hits a really big storm
Poor Davy realizes he will die, and sells his soul to Jolly Roger, who had promised he would not die; surprisingly, he kept his word; unfortunately however, Davy wasn't alive either...

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Joe the pirate was sitting in a bar drinking rum!
while joe was listening to the live band in the bar all his rum fell over.
Joe screamed : OMG MAI RUM, LIKE, FELL!!! AHH!!!!
after all that screaming joe lost his voice lol
Joe left the bar in dismay, then he decided to go for a hike.... INTO THE PADRES VOLCANO!
the volcano was very melow today but then started to shake!
Using his staff as a walking stick, he continued his steep trek up to the top of the Padres volcano,
where he could barely see the lava boiling due to the sulfur in the air, stinging his eyes.
Due to the sulfur in his eyes, he became blind, when he became blind he realized that he had left his sword all the way back home and he had dropped his pistol in a rock that is 1000 feet below the volcano, and there is no way to possibly reach the volcano, even if you were to use a rope which would fail miserably, even after he noticed this he ran into a rock that was right in front of him due to his blindness and reached for an empty handle with no sword and then tried to reach over to his pistol which wasn't there at the time, due to him being clumsy and lazy he falls off the volcano and lands in an Indian town where there's free rum., but the only cost of getting the rum is to be able to have a sword and battle with the elder, and due to not having a sword he is unable to obtain his precious rum and goes thirsty for a few days until he finds a sword at a rock which is incredibly shiny and pulls it out, he then battles with the elder and gets his rum and now is savoring his last drop of rum, that is until he loses his sword again to a crab that tried to attack him and stole his sword.
As his walks carry on he finds a waterfall with pure water and replenishes his thirst.
Unfortunately for poor Joe, this was the same fresh-water source from ol' Davy's story, and he dies of the poison.
He gets resurrected, and finds Captain Jack Sparrow and joins his crew.
Jack Sparrow, being the greedy pirate that he is, and more than a little crazy, decides that he (Joe) can't be trusted, and throws him overboard, resulting in his falling to bottom of the ocean -which strangely doesn't crush him- at which point a random shift in planar reality causes an abrasion in space-time, through which he falls into another dimension, providing an extra variable in the the alternate time-space reality; unfortunately, this causes the destruction of entire said universe, unraveling it, along with Joe's own time-space reality, and casting them into oblivion, causing the following effect: having passed into true non-existence, the two separate existences no longer exist, even in memory of the multi-verse; since they don't exist, of course neither existed to be thrown out of existence, forming a paradox, in which both existences both exist and don't exist, as is a paradox's wont, and since this is yet another one of my longer sentences, I ask again: can anyone, within grammatical limits, create a sentence as long as this one?
Joe gets bored of not existing, so he poofs back into existing between 13 Thrall Captains.
suddenly he trips into davy jones locker
But Davy Jones doesnt want people digging through his locker, so he throws him into the middle of the thralls again.
davy jones changes his mind and puts him into davy jones locker (combo 5 56 12 joke)
Then he escapes but jolly roger makes him jpoin his army with his pistol thing or dagger, and he's undead.
Joe threatens a shipwright, steals a ship, sails to Cuba, only to scare some townsfolk, finds Tia Dalma, who uses a potion to restore him to his normal not undead condition, changes his name so Jolly Roger couldn't track him, burns his stolen ship, and lives his life as a well paid gun salesman.
One day he is in the shot, and he accidentally lights a match, and accidentally walks over towards the gunpowder barrel, and accidentally lights in on fire, causing the gunpowder barrel to accidentally explode, causing a chain reaction with all the other gunpowder barrels, which accidentally blow up as well, and they all send Joe accidentally flying out the roof, and he accidentally falls on top of Jolly Roger, who accidentally turns him into a skeleton; this causes Joe to accidentally run and scream, which accidentally makes Jolly mad, who accidentally runs him through with a sword and he accidentally says: "OOPS I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED JOE THE PIRATE! LOOKS LIKE ILL HAVE TO ACCIDENTALLY TAKE HIM TO THE E.R." as he walks him, accidentally, to the emergency room, which causes Joe to accidentally wake up from his unconsciousness and accidentally slap Jolly across the face, which made Jolly angry, accidentally causing him to throw him into the Padres volcano, which accidentally erupted, which accidentally sent Joe flying into the sea, and he lands onto my ship, and I accidentally scream and run around yelling something about some idiot accidentally falling on my ship; I throw him off of course.... accidentally....
But Joe wakes up from his horrible nightmare, to find that he wet his bed, to find that he was still a gun salesman, to find that he changed his name to Jeremy from Joe so he wouldn't be tracked by Jolly Roger, to find that he had invented fireproof containers for his black powder, to find that in no way could said nightmare accident could actually happen.
Then Jeremy looks to the side of him, and sees Jolly Roger in a ladies nightgown standing beside his bed waving to him saying "Hey Darling!" Which causes Jeremy to scream and then wakes up on the shore of Outcast Isle, for when I threw him off my ship, he drifted there, and he is certain (and he is correct) that it is not a dream.
Jeremy then wakes up ( for what the third time now? ) to find that his name was still Joe, to find that he was on the floor of a bar, to find that everything that had happened to him from the begging, was just an alergic reaction to his rum, to find that the year was 2010, a whole thread on Piratesonlineforums.com had been dedicated to his alergic reacgtion dreams, and to find that all of the previously said characters were from a child's MMORPG inspired by a Disney children's movie, therefore making his whole life worthless.

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