Corrupt a wish

[angel 4ever]

granted but u have to start a new year tomorrow

i wish i could go places

[KeeperOfTheCode]

Granted, but you go out into the world ignorantly, and lose your job, and can't find work, and ignorantly decide to swim in a tank with sharks and... Well, you get the picture.
I wish that this game would stop.

[CarribeanThunder]

Wish granted, but then the game comes back to haunt you for life.




I wish for something.

[James Bladefury]

Granted, but you get eaten instead!

I wish for everything to be normal.

[angel 4ever]

granted every thing is normal for 1 minute

i wish for a wish of a wish for a wish haha

[Captain Jason]

Granted, but you can't go outside without being struck by lightning and dying.

I wish that the POTCO filters would let me have a normal conversation without eating every other reply.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

Granted, but it is quickly corrupted, and you find yourself (for reasons I will never reveal) fired out of a cannon. You hit the side of Fort Charles, and, having died, you no longer come to this game.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

KOTC didnt make a wish!!!! Now I fire you out of a cannon into the kraken's mouth.

I wish for a monkey named Bill.

[Nate Swordwalker]

Granted, but Bill is a rabid monkey and bites your hand. you become a monkey and now live in the Amazon Jungle.

I wish ALL my pirates were mastered.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Granted, but then a glitch in the game occurs and they go back to level 1, with none of their loot, clothes, treasure, weapons, etc.

I wish for a slice of chocolate cake. (no food poisoning, bacteria, or anything else like that in it plz.)

[Nate Swordwalker]

Granted but you develop an allergy to chocolate and cake and you eat it all at once and die of suffocation.

I wish that pirates became a game where you have a controller and swing it around to slice with a cutlass.

[Pirate J]

Granted but the batteries for the controller only last a second so you have to keep changing the batteries

I wish that Fishing was less boring.

[Jibby]

Wish granted, but now fighting a yellow tang is near-impossible, and legendary fish... it's like catching an island.

I wish for a few famed/legendary weapons to come drifting me way.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

Luckily, the Kraken found me somewhat indigestible (see above post).

Your wish is granted, O wise Jibby, but they're cursed, and you die a horrible death.

I wish for the rest of you to go away so that I may corrupt my own wishes for a while.

[Jibby]

Granted, but you get lonely and become insane from being alone for too long.