Corrupt a wish

[Ropeburn]

granted, but u can only get on it once every en years.

I WISH, TO BE MAXED AND BORED OF THE GAME :P

[Crestshot]

Granted, but then you get so bored that you go to sleep and fall into a coma.

I wish I had access to all the music at the taverns.

[Deadpool]

Granted, but.... I'LL sing along to them...

I wish I had a pet monkey.

[Ropeburn]

granted but the monkey runs away

i wish that i know what to wish for

[Privateer]

Granted, but you are so disturbed by what you would've wished for you run into the foest and become a hermit.
I wish that I could own (and be able to use) any game I want without any bad things that happen to my computer and me that could in any possible way could stop my hardcore gaming.(phew)

[Swash]

Granted but you immediately forget.
I wish for a space hamster.

[Slouyx]

Granted, but the space hamster couldn't breathe on Earth.
I wish for Dark Hart to quit dropping famed weapons.

[Ropeburn]

granted but everyone even u give up on looking for famed and legendary weapons.
i wish for nothing

[Crestshot]

Granted, but since you wished for nothing, the wish you have wished becomes null in void, but the universe still needs to grant the wish, so it blows up.

I wish for a fish on my dish.

[Ropeburn]

granted but its micoscopic fish.

I WISH FOR 8 MORE TOES XD

[Crestshot]

Granted, but you fall over from lack of balance and extra weight on your feet.

I wish for Spain to win the World cup.

[Sven Osymthe]

Granted, but they'll never make it back (yeah right..).

I wish the USA would have made it farther. Even if I don't like soccer.

[Pirate J]

Granted but they still don win


I wish England would have held the 2014 world cup

[Crestshot]

Granted, but the stadium was positioned too close to the Thames and it fell in.

I wish for sleep.

[Pirate J]

Granted but you have a nightmare


I wish I wasn't going on holiday for 3 weeks