Strange stories.

[Jack Sharkbane]

Aye...... I remeber when I lost me mind...... I remember it like it was yesterday.....

It was a dark night. a very, very, VERY dark night. So dark, you could-- ok, you get the Idea. it was a dark night. My father, 'Ace' Sharkbane, had yelled at me for being such a Yoozamba. I said I was very sorry, but he still tied me to a Sharpafoo. I was stuck!!! then, my EVIL sister, Jane Sharkbane, came in. she unscrewed me head, and too out me mind with a spagattiroly!!!! I fought for it, and I won. I got pushed out the window, and went ker - splat, but I had me mind back.


Wait....... this WAS yesterday......... remind me to stab Jane Sharkbane.