Stupid Stunts with Irrational Del!

[Captain Del]

For those of you who don't know about this already, these are stupid day-to-day stunts in which I use my level 17 pirate, Delpadros Darkskull, to do stupid things that nobody in there right mind would do on a level 17.

This is where you guys, the members on POF, come in. After I post a stunt, the first person to post a stunt that I should do next, will cause me to do that stunt, to post here, on POF, for your random amusement. WARNING: Do NOT post anything that I should do that will in ANYWAY hurt another person and or guild. This is a fun activity, do not abuse it.

Also, The screenshots will go away after sometime to make room for more screenies from the next stunt, so be sure to get to this thread as quick as ye can to get a puece of the action!

Well, looks like we need to work with what we have, anyway.......

Time to start off this thread with a very, interesting, stunt!

Irrational Del Vs. Navy Colossus Flagship!

Me and the Colossus go way back from when I was leveling big Del, but today was Delpadros's turn!
Delpadros put up a fight, crippling the ship with only taking hlaf damage!
Yet when it came time to board the ship, Delpadros was taken down by the most noble of the Navy.

In the end, Delpadros learned, he may have the genes of a mastered sailor, but just like big Del, he needs to learn he can't use it if he doesn't know how!

[Sven Osymthe]

hmmmmmmm.........I still want you to board a Col and manage to come out alive.

[Captain Del]

Ugh sorry i cant upload the images properly guys My computer is having issues in which i will only allow me to type letters properly because when i try to hit a period i get this > I will try to find a way to fix this and as soon as i do i will upload the images so everybody can see

Sorry

[Sven Osymthe]

Well that picture just made my day......only wish I was there to see it in action LOL

[Jack Sharkbane]

ya know, sinking a Col in a light sloop ain't as ' adventurous ' as it seems. just hit the rear of the ship and STAY THERE. boarding, however, may take a powerful crew .)

[Ghostcannon]

That's cool Captain!. Try knocking off the sail using chain shots before boarding the Colo, so that the enemies officers wont be high lvl once you board it

[lostmymarbles]

Been there done that Del... solo boarding the colossus is a blast... especially when you actually start surviving. :P

[Jack Sharkbane]

aw, come on, he's only lvl 17! give him a break, will ya?

[Poison elf]

Ok had this on the mind after reading a post on Darkhart. Any pirate can get him to go from throw dagger to melee, at which point he doesn't attack. If you can survive the throw daggers, I still think you can't do enough damage all day to actually kill him at the differance in Notoriety.

Perhaps so with grenades or something, when you have reached that level.

Note: if approach him with melee he will begin to attack.

[Captain Del]

True, so true, but then again, look at the person who posted this thread.

A sandwhich-eating-rum-drinking-ship-plundering-Colossus-boarding-irrational-crazy-no-common-sensical-25.6-IQ-level-17-abusing- master-annoying-yelly-lazy-SvS-crazy-weird-piratey pirate, just looking to bring some amusement to my people. And by people, I mean, well.....

[Captain Del]

Well, its once again time for another Stupid Stunt with Irrational Del.
Credit goes to Davy Sharkmenace for helping me out, and PIC for letting me fight their signature ship. Without any further hold up............

Irrational Del Vs. Victory Shark!
First one to sink their opponent 3 times wins!

It was a battle hard fought, but in the end, the battle stayed true.
It was Delpadros Darkskull in the Sea Dragon Sloop, Vs. Davy Sharkmenace in the Victory Shark War Frigate.
The final score ended up Del 1, Victory Shark 3.
Since PIC and Davy were such good sports, here be a little gift for you all!
A pirates true gold, rum!

[Captain Del]

Ahoy POF! Captain Del here with yet another Stupid Stunt With Irrational Del!

This stunt is probably the most stupid plan yet, because it involves 4 things that almost everybody hates. And those things are.....

1. Enormous amounts of LAG!
2. A Cursed Server on a Cursed Island
3. Cheap PvPers
4. The Curse of Muertos Moon

Thats right, this time, my Stupid Stunt with Irrational Del is........

Irrational Del and Sven O'Smythe Vs. The Abassian Curse!

This stunt will not be only one try, however. This plan will go over many different tries, just to prove to you all the Terrors of Abassa !

Well, this was probably the toughest plan yet, including battles with jumpers, staffers, level 40s, level 10s , and even afew friends here on the forums, like Aaron McEagle and Sawyer Latte! (Special Guest Apperance by Norries Savviness in the last screenie!)

Here be the results of Irrational Del and Sven O'Smythe Bs. The Abassian Curse!

Phase One:
Position: On the main dock of Tortuga, last part
Main Weapon(s): Staff, Cutlass, Dagger

Result: Failed!

It was hard fought, but in the end, both me and Sven were taken out by the same pirate, a jumper at that!

Phase Two
Position: Next to the Tortugan Shipright
Main Weapons: Staff, Cutlass

Result: Failed!

This time, me and Sven got smart, and got into a space where we faced the opponents when the curse hit! Unfortunatly, when afew stray pirates wandered in behind us, it was all over! In the end, we were forced out into the open, where we were bombarded by Flaming Skulls and Siege Charges.

Overall Result: Success!

Now you may be thinking, "If they got killed both times, why is it a success?" Well, this is because our MAIN objective was not to survive (it was 2nd) but to show you all the horrors of Abassa, so please, do NOT try this during a curse!

Now then, time to give a big thank you to Sven O'Smythe for sticking by me in the heat of things.
So, as a token of my graditude, take this Sven, Now you'll be able to fix that bulb on that Stump I was decorating!

I also find it appropiate to thank all of those bilge rats that lurk within Abassa! If it weren't for you guys, this day wouldn't of been as interesting! So here is YOUR reward!
A candy cane! Why not celebrate the Holidays by rotting your piratey teeth out!

Well, time to top this off. Here be the screenies mates! Enjoy! And remember, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

[Dr. Zeppers]

Am Im missing something? The activity/game was supposed to be post what you want to see ya do, and you'd take a screen doing it.
This thread is getting lost/off topic it seems.

Just an observation.

[Sven Osymthe]

Yes, I believe that it has gone a little off topic or lost. Del maybe you should ask to have it moved to screenshots or something. Still let people request stuff if they want to though.

[Captain Del]

True. I'm just waiting for somebody to post a request! (cough) somebody (cough) anybody (cough)