POTC Christmas Carols!!!

[Erich Uchiha]

Ahoy mates, I was searchin' the internet for Pirate carols and I came across these
Thought us pirates would enjoy these so here they are, spread the Christmas Joy!




Sparrow, the Pirate (sung to the tune of "Frosty, the Snowman")

Sparrow, the pirate, was a jolly, happy guy,
With a beaded beard and a mustache, too,
And some black around his eye.

Sparrow, the pirate, is a witty one they say,
He could trick a man with a clever plan,
And then call it all a day.

There must have been some magic in that compass that he had.
For when he held it in his hand, he could steer to secret land.

Oh, Sparrow, the pirate, is the best out on the seas.
Though he needs a bath and some new teeth, too,
He will do just what he'll please.

Scallywag, savvy? Scallywag, savvy?
Look at Sparrow sail.
Scallywag, savvy? Scallywag, savvy?
This is his grand, big tale!


Sparrow The Dread-Locked Pirate (sung to the tune of "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer")

Sparrow, the dread-locked pirate, had a very funny beard.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it's weird.
All of the other pirates, used to laugh and call him names,
They never let Jack Sparrow, join in any tavern games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Bootstraps came to say,
Sparrow, with your hair so long, won't you join me in a song?
Then how the pirates loved him, as they shouted out with glee,
"Sparrow, the dread-locked pirate, you're the best pirate we see!"

[Sven Osymthe]

lol nice Erich

[anndreeuhh]

these are funny, nice find Erich

[Deadpool]

lol I can already imagine singing them

[combatlizzy]

Supercalifragelistic!!!! In other words...totally awesome Erich!

[AdmiralSavvy]

LOL Very nice find Erich..didn't even know these existed.

[combatlizzy]

Erich...gives Lizzy an idear! What do ya think of a contest for writing the best Pirate Carol?? Mite have to give me rum away to the winner, though! lol

[Chris]

Lol those are great! I love them both! Now for jingle bells what could we do with that....

[combatlizzy]

Chris---How about:

It's six bells and sumthin smells
Sure smells like rum to me
Oh what fun to drink the Rum
And sail across the sea.....

Well what do ya want on the spur of the moment...Mozart? (wink)

[Erich Uchiha]

Lol, nice Idea Lizzy,
and Chris heres Jingle Bells

Pirate Ships (sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

We're dashing through the seas, in a two-mast pirate ship,
O'er the waves we go, laughing all the way (yo ho ho!),
The sails and skull-flag wave, making pirates bright,
What fun it is to sail and sing a pirate song tonight!

Pirate ships, pirate ships, yo ho all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to sail in a two-mast pirate ship.
Pirate ships, pirate ships, yo ho all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to sail in a two-mast pirate ship!

[7seconds]

roughly goes with jingle bells,

dashing thru the woods
with a cutlass in my hand
it was a bad idea
to explore this new land
yo ho ho!

the undead is lauging at me
im runnig with a fright
oh how I wish
to get back to my ship tonight

oh voodoo spells
nasty smells
its a pirates life for me
dagger fights
under moonlight
its the life for me

not the best but im trying lol

[combatlizzy]

Sailin thru the sea
My good buddies and me
Aimin cannons High an Low
To make sum Christmas Dough

Oh...Steer the helm...
Enemies overwhelmed
Becuz we aim so straight
Hopefully to port our ship b4 the Christmas Date..

[Nicholasfunstuff]

Nice Christmas Songs! To bad it passed. I will use them next year!

[jason davy]

Weird this showed up again in the middle of February... but they are pretty funny.

[Juliana Maria]

How do people come up with this stuff lol? Very funny!!