October 08 POF Contest

[Tepcat]

Avast Mateys

Have ye heard tale of the amusing things
that yer friends might be a'puttin on yer
tombstone!?!?!?!?


In order to make sure that ye get what ye want
I suggest you write your own .
Otherwise you might end up with:


Here lies the body of Captain Ford,
He didn't have very much luck with a sword.
Tried his luck with a grenade instead,
It bounced off the wall, and poof went his head.


To prevent this horrible fate submit the epitaph you want on this thread
and you can change your entry as often as ye want - until the contest be closed .


Oh, and just to keep it interesting - the only deaths allowed are those as what might be happening in the game itself;-)


The mods'll pick the top entries on Monday October 27th and we'll vote it out to the finish. May the best pirate win:

1st place - PM subscription
2nd place - Sig subscription
3rd place - $1000 casino cash

[swashbuckler II]

Swashbuckler II lie beneath yer feat.
T'was a mighty glitch master, very elite.
Until a glitch backfired, much to his surprise.
Turned him into a flytrap, and soon his demise.

[Erich Uchiha]

Here lies Erich the Great,
He should have paid attention to what he ate.
The rum was tainted,
We thought he fainted.
And that's how Jones sealed his fate.

[William]

Ok, I'll give it a try

Here lies William Teach,
he decided to board that ship
though his crew didn't agree.

He fought roughly against the navy
but this was before seeing
that his crewmates were all leaving.

Hope you like it.

See ya.

[Bartholomew Foulsteel]

Below lies the body that once was Black Bart's

Done in by the Navy's blackest of Hearts!

A Swordsman and Pyrate ne'er again shall be seen

The likes of this One who now lay 'neath the Green.

If Ye'r dying to know of the Havoc He'd deal

Just dig down six feet and you'll find some Foul Steel!

How's that now, Zep?

[Nikki]

Nikki was a pirate with not much to her name
She sailed day and night seeking fortune and fame

She was handy with her dagger and not bad with a staff
And she took on all enemies with a shrug and a laugh

She was faring pretty well, every hurdle she did jump
Until along came a big ole stump, that knocked her on her rump

So ended her pirate career, and I hope you all see
That you should never go hunting for an angry ole tree

[Fillyteen]

Kat Wildcastle was a brave soul
She tried as she might to defeat the fly traps
Oh but what a pity, she fought them off by herself
You can guess where she is now
look benieth your feet, and take two steps back
for your standing on poor Kat Wildcastle
and she was a wild one at that

[Reaver]

Some of the many R.I.P. of reaver

here lies reaver evidently not
the brightest bulb in the batch
for had he had half a brain those
three assassins would have
been avoided

on a different day:

here lies reaver the idiot
who took in the entire navy
without so much as one tonic

another day:

here lies reaver he took on
a behemoth with his war sloop
and no crew

another day:

here lies reaver he killed himself
in a blaze of glory with a fire bomb
rather than stop drop and roll he ran
round in circles

another day:

here lies reaver im not even
sure how i died

[Bella]

Here lies Charlie Baltimore
She saw something wierd
While fighting a Seabeard
And died before reaching
The convent door


(I guess Charlie died and is not in a convent)

[Captain NightWolf]

Had to edit my post to add a second one...the second one being the result of last night's Guild Cruise...lol


This bein the Tale of Captain NightWolf ye see
A dashing Cutthroat Pirate truly was he
He’d fight the Navy in their dark damp trenches
Then flirt wit the ladies aye he love dem wenches

But sadness took over Tortuga one day
The day that Captain NightWolf was taken away
He had set sail one evenin to go pillage and plunder
And was caught in a Maelstrom that pulled his ship under

But this tale be not over ye lads and lasses
Ya mights want ta put down yer rum filled glasses
There be talks and whispers which’ll make ye shudder
A ghost ship has been spotted wit Captain NightWolf at the rudder

If’n ye be Pirates sailin by he’ll let you pass with a wink
If there be rum onboard he’ll even board for a drink
But ye Pirates must remembers ta “Honor The Code”
For if not…
Under Captain NightWolf’s ghost cannons your ship will explode



Or...



Here Lies Little Basil BilgeFoote
The Finest Pocket Pirate That Be
Was Crewed by Black Bart's Krewe
And Then They Went Out to Sea

They Took On a Giant Navy Colossus
But Basil BilgeFoote Twas Only LvL 8
Once They Boarded That Cursed Flagship
The Navy Quickly Sealed Poor Basil's Fate

[Joseph]

Here lies Joseph
Taking on three
Seabeards at once
wasn't the best
idea he had

[JamiSings]

There once was a pirate called Jami The Songbird
with whom no one would get on board.
For quick as a wink,
ships sink deep into the drink,
and join all the others in Davy's Locker.

(And it's true, I'm the queen of sinking my own ship.)

[Deadpool]

Here lies Deadpool who acted a fool.
Taunted an angry seabeard.
Then lost the duel.

( P.S. Deadpool is my other pirate )

[ToontownWonder]

Here lie Haretha Smiths
She was a fine fellow
Not much but a girl who wore yellow
She waas well with her knife
And also with her rife' (rifle)
And now she lay here
Oh no, don't peer!
Her head is missin'
People were kissin'
as they slowly told her goodbye


Wow that was the most random thing I ever wrote..... lol

[Cannonfury]

Here lies Maria Cannonfury
deader than the Auburn football team's offense