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July 2010 Caption Contest
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07-09-2010, 01:11 PM
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Skeleton 1 : Do you think I would look good in that outfit and hair?
Skeleton 2 : Let's get him and find out. The prices for clothes here are too high! Jack Sparrow : I think I'll be keeping my clothes savvy (and then runs) |
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07-09-2010, 01:26 PM
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I'm horrible at captions, but here is my attempt.
Undead Grenadier: Okay, we seem to be at the right location...Hey! Is that who I think it is!? Undead Brigand:Yeah, I see him too! It's that one guy from the Pirates of the Caribbean movie! Undead Grenadier: Who was he again? Uh, John Crow? No. Jack Falcon...no Undead Brigand: I think it was Jack Sparrow! Undead Grenadier: Oh yeah! Hi Jack Sparrow! Undead Brigand:Yeah what he said! Jack Sparrow:Please no autographs! Undead Brigand: We're not here for autographs! We have been sent by Jolly Roger to assassinate a certian man... Undead Grenadier: (slaps Brigand) Don't tell him about our secret missions! Undead Brigand: oh yeah! (shouts to everybody) NEVER MIND!! WE ARE CERTAINLY NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY IN PARTICULAR BECAUSE JOLLY ROGER DID NOT SEND US ON A SECRET MISSION!!!! PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WALKING CORPSES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DOCK!!! Undead Grenadier: (Facepalms) Undead Brigand:Hee hee! They don't suspect a thing! Shipwright: I heard that! Undead Brigand: No you didn't! Undead Grenadier: Yes he did! The whole town heard you! Undead Brigand: Oh they did? Uh... ATTENTION!!! Undead Grenadier: (Groans and shakes head) Undead Brigand: NONE OF YOU HEARD WHAT I HAVE JUST SAID!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!! NONE OF YOU HEARD ANYTHING!! NOW JUST GO BACK TO YOUR REGULAR BUSINESS SO WE CAN WORK ON OUR SECRET MISSION HANDED OUT TO US BY JOLLY ROGER!!! Undead Grenadier: Great, now the whole town nows! Why was I assigned to you? Undead Brigand: Well excuse me if Jolly Roger chooses by throwing name-cards in the air and picking up a random one! Jack: Uh, I could help you find the person on which you are looking for. Who my that lucky or unlucky boy/and/or gal be? I do have a hunch that you're looking for someone I personally know.. Undead Brigand: We can't tell you, it's a secret. Jack Sparrow: IWell I do not want to interfere with your quest then. I bid you a farewell! (runs away) Undead Grenadier:Okaaay, now back to business...Jolly Roger wants us to find a guy called Johnny Depp...The compass star is saying that our target s moving away from us... Undead Brigand:We've looked everywhere and we still can't find him! Where could he be? Last edited by charle88; 07-15-2010 at 08:18 PM.. |
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#3
07-09-2010, 05:22 PM
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Caption Contest
How about...............
Last edited by Tepcat; 07-09-2010 at 10:52 PM.. |
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#4
07-21-2010, 11:40 AM
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Jack: These Skeletons keep coming back i think they love me
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#5
07-08-2010, 07:34 AM
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Undead #1-"Have you seen Captain Jack Sparrow?"
Jack "If you want Caption Jack Sparrow he went to port Royal (soppose to be like this) " Undead #2-"But we have a photo of him-" Undead #1-"and he looks like you." Undead #2-"STOP STEALNG MY LINES!!!!" Jack "Calm down mate. You might explode." Undead #2-"You made me thought I was alive" Undead #1-"Well you not. Jack "Lets all be friends here now." Both Undead-"OK!!!" Undead #1-" My name is John." Undead #2-"And my name is Silver John Jones, but call me Jones." Jack "My name is Jack Sparrow" John " Sounds like Captain Jack Sparrow" Jack "It's not Captain Jack, It's just Jack no captain" Jones " Quick Jolly is coming!!! It's another invaision!!!" Jack " In that case I got to go" Everyone "Bye"     :The end!!!: |
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#7
07-08-2010, 04:39 PM
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Jack: You will always remember this as the day you almost....
Skeleton1: -throws gun at jack- Skeleton2:Hey, we caught him! Jack: No you didn't! -runs away screaming- Worker:These guys again? Skeleton1:let's capture this guy and dress him like Jack! The skeletons dress him like Jack and take him to Jolly Roger. Jolly: THIS ISN'T JACK SPARROW! Skeleton1: Uh, yes it is! Jolly:THIS ISN'T JACK SPARROW. I'd reconize his nose anywhere. Jolly kills the skeletons and the fake Jack! Last edited by stpehen; 07-08-2010 at 05:43 PM.. |
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07-08-2010, 05:14 PM
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#9
07-08-2010, 05:25 PM
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Skeleton Bandit: Um where'd i put me sword?
Skeleton with gun: I think you left it on the ship.... Skeleton Bandit: Oh dang it! Jack Sparrow: i'm sorry did you say something? Skeleton with Gun whispers to other skeleton: so much for a sneak attack did Jolly give u a pirate's head? Skeleton bandit: um can you wait right here while i get my sword back? Jack: Well sure! Skeleton with gun: (shakes his head) You are by far the Worst undead i have ever heard of. Gun Fire! Jack comes out as the Victor Dockwrecker: that box over there looks nice..... |
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#10
07-08-2010, 05:26 PM
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Skelly One:Theres Jack!!!!
Skelly Two:Yup thats him. Jack:Humming not paying attention to the skellys. Skelly One:Hey you with the cutlass. Jack:Yeah??? Skelly Two:Freeze. (Pulls Pistol) Jack:Ok. Both Skellys:This way please on the boat. Jack:Mister with the hammer. Hammer Man:Yes Sir. Jack:Watch out skellys. Before the skellys understood what Jack said the hammer man knocked their heads off with the hammer. |
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#11
07-09-2010, 05:29 AM
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Jack Sparrow: Oh no! Someone help! Im being chased by my fan girls!!
Undead 1: Hey! Were not your fan girls.. but we are big fans.. WERE HERE TO CAPTURE YOU!!! MWAHAHAHA Undead 2: PREPARE YOURSELF!! Jack Sparrow: *sarcastically* Oh no what shaaaaallll I do? *whistles* *horde of fan pirates sprint towards him* Take out those skeletons! *Pirates destroy the skeletons in 2 seconds flat* Dock worker: Gr,r ive been workin' ere' fer over twenty yyyers now.. *grumble grumble* |
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#12
07-09-2010, 05:21 PM
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Ok here is my attempt at doing this Caption Contest thing.
 Undead Guy #1(James): So we traveled all the way from Port Royal to Padres del Fuego to find this Jack Sparrow fella'. Undead Guy #2(Oliver): Yep. Undead Guy #1 (James) Hey don't you know we're undead and that we could just walk under water or threw rocks to get here instead of stowing away instead of on that Navy ship? Undead Guy #2(Oliver): We're undead? Well that explains alot. Hey look there he is. Jack Sparrow: Good Afternoon mates. How may I be of service? Undead Guy #1(James): Are you Jack Sparrow? Jack Sparrow: Captain...Captain Jack Sparrow and aye mate I am why? Undead Guy #2(Oliver): Jolly Roger wants to see you. Jack Sparrow: My deepest apologies to him but I have a very packed schedule today, can Jolly make an appointment? Undead Guy #1(James): Well, no he's busy taking over the caribbean. But,sorry for bothering you then Mr. Sparrow. Jack Sparrow: It was no bother to me lad for i am looking for a fella named Roger. *Captain Jack Sparrow walks off looking around.* Undead Guy #2 (Oliver): Hey James, I think I realized something. Undead Guy #1(James): What did you realize? Undead Guy #2 (Oliver): I could have sworn that Captain fella' looked just like Johnny Depp and that he was looking for our boss. Undead Guy Guy #1(James): Really Oliver? END OF SCENE
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#13
07-20-2010, 06:11 PM
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Skellie without pistol: "Why send me to Davy Jones' locker! That there is that John Robin fella' we been looking fer"
Skellie with pistol: "Why it is isn' it! He killed me back in Kingshead he did." Skellie without pistol walks up to Jack Jack: "What? I didn't do anything this time mates, and even if I did ol' Jolly can't prove it." Skellie with pistol: "You killed my friend" Jack looks around Jack: "Hey you! Would you settle a minor dispute?" Dock worker: "Eh why not" Jack: "Ok so this minion says I killed his friend so what I need you to do is open up that box real quick let me in and anchor away far away from here!" |
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#14
07-09-2010, 08:25 PM
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Skeleton with gun: That be him!
Skeleton #2: Ahhhhhh... Jack: Can I help ye boney chaps? Skeleton #2: Ahhhhh... Jack: Catching flies? That all he can say? Skeleton with gun: Jolly wants ye Jack Saprrow. Jack: Might I interest you in a trip to Florida. Skeleton #2: Ahhhhh... Skeleton with gun: What be in Florida? Jack: There be this mystical waters that turn back age, and ye be in need of them. Dockworker: Ye can stowaway. Just hop into the crate. Skeleton #2: Ahhhhh.... Skeletons both hop into crate. Dockworker nails it shut. Jack: We will throw this overboard, down to the depts to that monster of a fish! Dockworker: Hope that fish not be starvin', those two dont have enough flesh to feed a maggot! |
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#15
07-09-2010, 10:03 PM
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Skelly One(Jack):Hey hes the leader guy from the Pirates of the Caribbean Movie
Skelly Two(Steve):Yeah lets get autographs Jack:Ok Jack Sparrow:Please no autographs Jack: plzzzzzzzzzz Steve:yeah plzzzzzzzzzzz Jack S:Ok What ev |
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