July 2010 Caption Contest
 

Here's mine...

"Again?! These undead just never learn, you can't get the best of Captain Jack Sparrow!"

UNDEAD GRENAIDER: Shhhh be quiet Jim
UNDEAD RAIDER: Okay Bob
JACK SPARROW: You guys do know that i can hear you right?
BOTH: Awww man

Jack: Oh dear I think I'm gonna have to put on me finest pair of runnin' boots.

Skeleton 1 - "Hey! You! Flesh boy! What island is this?"

Skeleton 2 - "Yeah, we're supposed to invade Tortuga and find that Captain Sparrow fella'!"

Jack: "Well, gents. You have had the misfortune of finding yourself NOT on Tortuga and if I see that Sparrow fellow I will unequivocally tell him you wish to speak with him."

"Take us to Los Padres Fleshling!"
"Right after I sharpen my blade, savvy?"

Undead Skeletons to the Worker- "Have you see Jack Sparrow around these docks?"
Jack screams- "CAPTAIN!"
Jack realizes that he just gave himself away.
Jack to the Undead Skeletons- "You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"
Undead Skeletons to Jack- "Mate, we did catch you. Now we have to take you to Jolly Roger so he will stop invading the islands. Once we take you to Jolly Roger, we can finally become human again ."
Jack to the Undead Skeletons- "Oh.Lookie over there ,an extremely attractive undead wench...."
The skeletons look and Jack commandeers their ship while they are staring at the extremely attractive undead wench.
Jack gets their ship and the undead skeletons were part of the next invasion. The skeletons were very unhappy that they lost their ship and Jack Sparrow. Jolly Roger personally killed them after the invasion and he sent them to Davy Jones' Locker!

Skeleton 1 - Is That Johnny Depp?
Skeleton 2 - No! It's Jack Sparrow.
Skeleton 1 - Are you sure? He looks a lot like Johnny Depp.
Skeleton 2 - He looks more like that Rolling Stones guy.
Skeleton 1 - Let me ask... Excuse me are you Johnny Depp? Can we take a picture and maybe get an autograph?
Sparrow - Sure, mate... I will be whoever you might think I am for the right price.

Skeleton Bob: "You there, the man in the red bandana!"
Jack Sparrow: "Aye mate?"
Skeleton Bob: "We're looking for the Padres Del fuego Cookout... is this the right place?"
Jack Sparrow: "That depends, would you like your friend medium rare, or well done?
Skeleton Joseph screams
Skeleton Bob: "Come back here Joseph, Jolly Roger won't be happy to see you missing!!

Skeleton 1: Is that the guy we are looking for?
Skeleton 2: Kind of...
Jack Sparrow: Hello there...
Skeleton 1: FREEZE!
Skeleton 2: Hold it or else...
Jack Sparrow: How is Jolly doing?
Skeleton 1: Does it matter?
Skeleton 2: He is angry...
Jack Sparrow: Does he every give ye guys a vacation?
Skeleton 1: Well no...
Jack Sparrow: Then why can't you be elsewhere when he does not know?
Skeleton 2: Well someone has to kill you.
Jack Sparrow: Well if there was no me then you wont need to be here to kill me.
Skeleton 2: Well...
Jack leaves the scene...
Skeleton 1: Jack left!
Skeleton 2: Well that means we don't need to be here to attack him.
The skeletons leave the scene...

skeleton 1: hey u! ya u with the dreads u think ur better then us!!
skeleton 2: i think he dose thing hes better then us!!
jack sparrow: who me? of course not mate i think were all equal just because i still have hair and non rotting skin doesnt change a thing.....
skeleton 1: maybe he doesnt think hes better then us
skeleton 2: i guess not oh well have a nice day!
skeleton 1: now that thats over lets look for the jack guy
guy in back ground : just keep working and maybe they will go away

Undead #1-"Have you seen Captain Jack Sparrow?"
Jack "If you want Caption Jack Sparrow he went to port Royal (soppose to be like this) "
Undead #2-"But we have a photo of him-"
Undead #1-"and he looks like you."
Undead #2-"STOP STEALNG MY LINES!!!!"
Jack "Calm down mate. You might explode."
Undead #2-"You made me thought I was alive"
Undead #1-"Well you not.
Jack "Lets all be friends here now."
Both Undead-"OK!!!"
Undead #1-" My name is John."
Undead #2-"And my name is Silver John Jones, but call me Jones."
Jack "My name is Jack Sparrow"
John " Sounds like Captain Jack Sparrow"
Jack "It's not Captain Jack, It's just Jack no captain"
Jones " Quick Jolly is coming!!! It's another invaision!!!"
Jack " In that case I got to go"
Everyone "Bye" :laughks2::piratewheelgo2::bookishfj7::hiuf3:




:The end!!!:

The infamous Jack Sparrow being followed by two of Jolly Roger's evil undead pirate scum. They plan to take Jack back so he can pay his debt to the Flying Dutchman.

Jack: You will always remember this as the day you almost....
Skeleton1: -throws gun at jack-
Skeleton2:Hey, we caught him!
Jack: No you didn't! -runs away screaming-
Worker:These guys again?
Skeleton1:let's capture this guy and dress him like Jack!
The skeletons dress him like Jack and take him to Jolly Roger.
Jolly: THIS ISN'T JACK SPARROW!
Skeleton1: Uh, yes it is!
Jolly:THIS ISN'T JACK SPARROW. I'd reconize his nose anywhere.
Jolly kills the skeletons and the fake Jack!