October 08 POF Contest

[Reaver]

Some of the many R.I.P. of reaver

here lies reaver evidently not
the brightest bulb in the batch
for had he had half a brain those
three assassins would have
been avoided

on a different day:

here lies reaver the idiot
who took in the entire navy
without so much as one tonic

another day:

here lies reaver he took on
a behemoth with his war sloop
and no crew

another day:

here lies reaver he killed himself
in a blaze of glory with a fire bomb
rather than stop drop and roll he ran
round in circles

another day:

here lies reaver im not even
sure how i died