Greetings all

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Welcome aboard Matthew! Glad to have some fresh meat... err, new members aboard these parts! There are many fine and not so fine pirates around here, so be careful where you step. No really, be careful where you step. People leave their blades lying around. It hurts if you step on them. Some advice I have for you!

1) Listen to me, and you will stay mostly sane. If you are questioning the mostly part, it is only because nobody is sane around here.

2) Give me all of your rum. I can keep it safe from other rum thieves around here... you see, we have a rum shortage, and people are willing to do almost ANYTHING to get a hold of someone's rum.

3) See that meat lying over there? Aye, the greenish stuff. Don't go near it. No! Don't ask why. Its better left a secret for now.

4) Never, EVER, wear meaty smelling perfume or cologne. Trust me, it will not end pretty.

Here mate, have some of my rum, straight from my own collection. Jack Shipsteel can tell you all about its wonders. It is very special, you see.

Okay, I've taken enough comment space. Welcome to the forums Matthew!