Create a Story where we each say a sentence.

[Dog Firestack]

Run on sentence is in grammar rules I think....

He gets resurrected, and finds Captain Jack Sparrow and joins his crew.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

Run-on sentences are improper grammar, and therefore no, you didn't beat me.

Jack Sparrow, being the greedy pirate that he is, and more than a little crazy, decides that he (Joe) can't be trusted, and throws him overboard, resulting in his falling to bottom of the ocean -which strangely doesn't crush him- at which point a random shift in planar reality causes an abrasion in space-time, through which he falls into another dimension, providing an extra variable in the the alternate time-space reality; unfortunately, this causes the destruction of entire said universe, unraveling it, along with Joe's own time-space reality, and casting them into oblivion, causing the following effect: having passed into true non-existence, the two separate existences no longer exist, even in memory of the multi-verse; since they don't exist, of course neither existed to be thrown out of existence, forming a paradox, in which both existences both exist and don't exist, as is a paradox's wont, and since this is yet another one of my longer sentences, I ask again: can anyone, within grammatical limits, create a sentence as long as this one?

If you can understand this, please PM me your theory as to how this could happen.

[Captain Jason]

Originally Posted by KeeperOfTheCode

Run-on sentences are improper grammar, and therefore no, you didn't beat me.

Jack Sparrow, being the greedy pirate that he is, and more than a little crazy, decides that he (Joe) can't be trusted, and throws him overboard, resulting in his falling to bottom of the ocean -which strangely doesn't crush him- at which point a random shift in planar reality causes an abrasion in space-time, through which he falls into another dimension, providing an extra variable in the the alternate time-space reality; unfortunately, this causes the destruction of entire said universe, unraveling it, along with Joe's own time-space reality, and casting them into oblivion, causing the following effect: having passed into true non-existence, the two separate existences no longer exist, even in memory of the multi-verse; since they don't exist, of course neither existed to be thrown out of existence, forming a paradox, in which both existences both exist and don't exist, as is a paradox's wont, and since this is yet another one of my longer sentences, I ask again: can anyone, within grammatical limits, create a sentence as long as this one?

If you can understand this, please PM me your theory as to how this could happen.

Does quoting it count as stealing it?

[KeeperOfTheCode]

Originally Posted by Captain Jason

Does quoting it count as stealing it?

Yes that counts as stealing it.

Joe then dies. The end.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Then Sally Sue, Joe's true love, finds Joe lying by the water, and she gives him CPR, reviving him.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Oops, forget that last post... didnt read the 3rd page. xD

Joe gets bored of not existing, so he poofs back into existing between 13 Thrall Captains.

[Sith kinght pirate]

suddenly he trips into davy jones locker

[Tiberius Fireskull]

But Davy Jones doesnt want people digging through his locker, so he throws him into the middle of the thralls again.

[Sith kinght pirate]

davy jones changes his mind and puts him into davy jones locker (combo 5 56 12 joke)

[Captain Jason]

Then he escapes but jolly roger makes him jpoin his army with his pistol thing or dagger, and he's undead.

[hmanngr8]

Joe threatens a shipwright, steals a ship, sails to Cuba, only to scare some townsfolk, finds Tia Dalma, who uses a potion to restore him to his normal not undead condition, changes his name so Jolly Roger couldn't track him, burns his stolen ship, and lives his life as a well paid gun salesman.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

One day he is in the shot, and he accidentally lights a match, and accidentally walks over towards the gunpowder barrel, and accidentally lights in on fire, causing the gunpowder barrel to accidentally explode, causing a chain reaction with all the other gunpowder barrels, which accidentally blow up as well, and they all send Joe accidentally flying out the roof, and he accidentally falls on top of Jolly Roger, who accidentally turns him into a skeleton; this causes Joe to accidentally run and scream, which accidentally makes Jolly mad, who accidentally runs him through with a sword and he accidentally says: "OOPS I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED JOE THE PIRATE! LOOKS LIKE ILL HAVE TO ACCIDENTALLY TAKE HIM TO THE E.R." as he walks him, accidentally, to the emergency room, which causes Joe to accidentally wake up from his unconsciousness and accidentally slap Jolly across the face, which made Jolly angry, accidentally causing him to throw him into the Padres volcano, which accidentally erupted, which accidentally sent Joe flying into the sea, and he lands onto my ship, and I accidentally scream and run around yelling something about some idiot accidentally falling on my ship; I throw him off of course.... accidentally....

Is that longer? I might have made an ACCIDENT along the way

[hmanngr8]

But Joe wakes up from his horrible nightmare, to find that he wet his bed, to find that he was still a gun salesman, to find that he changed his name to Jeremy from Joe so he wouldn't be tracked by Jolly Roger, to find that he had invented fireproof containers for his black powder, to find that in no way could said nightmare accident could actually happen.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Then Jeremy looks to the side of him, and sees Jolly Roger in a ladies nightgown standing beside his bed waving to him saying "Hey Darling!" Which causes Jeremy to scream and then wakes up on the shore of Outcast Isle, for when I threw him off my ship, he drifted there, and he is certain (and he is correct) that it is not a dream.

[hmanngr8]

Jeremy then wakes up ( for what the third time now? ) to find that his name was still Joe, to find that he was on the floor of a bar, to find that everything that had happened to him from the begging, was just an alergic reaction to his rum, to find that the year was 2010, a whole thread on Piratesonlineforums.com had been dedicated to his alergic reacgtion dreams, and to find that all of the previously said characters were from a child's MMORPG inspired by a Disney children's movie, therefore making his whole life worthless.
I think we can start story 3 now.
But I kept track of what everyone said and I will put it in the next post