July 2010 Caption Contest

[Jamesvsthekraken]

Ok here is my attempt at doing this Caption Contest thing.
Undead Guy #1(James): So we traveled all the way from Port Royal to Padres del Fuego to find this Jack Sparrow fella'.
Undead Guy #2(Oliver): Yep.
Undead Guy #1 (James) Hey don't you know we're undead and that we could just walk under water or threw rocks to get here instead of stowing away instead of on that Navy ship?
Undead Guy #2(Oliver): We're undead? Well that explains alot. Hey look there he is.
Jack Sparrow: Good Afternoon mates. How may I be of service?
Undead Guy #1(James): Are you Jack Sparrow?
Jack Sparrow: Captain...Captain Jack Sparrow and aye mate I am why?
Undead Guy #2(Oliver): Jolly Roger wants to see you.
Jack Sparrow: My deepest apologies to him but I have a very packed schedule today, can Jolly make an appointment?
Undead Guy #1(James): Well, no he's busy taking over the caribbean. But,sorry for bothering you then Mr. Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: It was no bother to me lad for i am looking for a fella named Roger. *Captain Jack Sparrow walks off looking around.*
Undead Guy #2 (Oliver): Hey James, I think I realized something.
Undead Guy #1(James): What did you realize?
Undead Guy #2 (Oliver): I could have sworn that Captain fella' looked just like Johnny Depp and that he was looking for our boss.
Undead Guy Guy #1(James): Really Oliver?
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