October 08 POF Contest

[Tepcat]

Avast Mateys

Have ye heard tale of the amusing things
that yer friends might be a'puttin on yer
tombstone!?!?!?!?


In order to make sure that ye get what ye want
I suggest you write your own .
Otherwise you might end up with:


Here lies the body of Captain Ford,
He didn't have very much luck with a sword.
Tried his luck with a grenade instead,
It bounced off the wall, and poof went his head.


To prevent this horrible fate submit the epitaph you want on this thread
and you can change your entry as often as ye want - until the contest be closed .


Oh, and just to keep it interesting - the only deaths allowed are those as what might be happening in the game itself;-)


The mods'll pick the top entries on Monday October 27th and we'll vote it out to the finish. May the best pirate win:

1st place - PM subscription
2nd place - Sig subscription
3rd place - $1000 casino cash