July 2010 Caption Contest

[katbluedog]

Undead Skeletons to the Worker- "Have you see Jack Sparrow around these docks?"
Jack screams- "CAPTAIN!"
Jack realizes that he just gave himself away.
Jack to the Undead Skeletons- "You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"
Undead Skeletons to Jack- "Mate, we did catch you. Now we have to take you to Jolly Roger so he will stop invading the islands. Once we take you to Jolly Roger, we can finally become human again ."
Jack to the Undead Skeletons- "Oh.Lookie over there ,an extremely attractive undead wench...."
The skeletons look and Jack commandeers their ship while they are staring at the extremely attractive undead wench.
Jack gets their ship and the undead skeletons were part of the next invasion. The skeletons were very unhappy that they lost their ship and Jack Sparrow. Jolly Roger personally killed them after the invasion and he sent them to Davy Jones' Locker!