Beware the Powder Keg Runners - Feb 4, '10

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Beware the Powder Keg Runners
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February 04, 2010

Beware Pirates! That evil monster Jolly Roger has a new breed of servants. These dangerous undead soldiers storm the beaches carrying POWDER KEGS on their shoulders. DO NOT, we repeat DO NOT try to stop them on your own! Jolly calls these servants: Powder Keg Runners.

Don't be foolish, unless you want to be defeated - stay away from Jolly's Powder Keg Runners!

The Pirate Brethren Court advises that you not try to fight them alone. They also caution Pirates to keep a safe distance from them. Fighting these Powder Keg Runners using a Cutlass or Dagger is useless. Instead use your heads mates, better yet, use your Pistols, Grenades, or Voodoo Staffs. Inexperienced Pirates should probably avoid them all together. Properly warned ye be?

Have you seen a Powder Keg Runner? Did you defeat it or did it defeat you? Tell us about your encounter!