Corrupt A Wish 2

[akamystic]

Granted.....a lion.....it eats you.

I wish for an indestructible ship.

[andyspins]

Granted, it's stolen.

I wish for fire.

[akamystic]

Granted...you get burnt to a crisp.

I wish for pop tarts.

[andyspins]

Granted, but after you eat it you realize that it was green meat flavor. Ow.

I wish for food.

[Sith kinght pirate]

Granted but its posioned.

I wish for a lightning sword.

[Davy_Mcwrecker]

Ok, but it's green meat. Double Ow.

I wish for nothing to happen.

[akamystic]

Granted ....something happened.

I wish for mini wheats.

[andyspins]

Granted, here are your microscopic wheat.

I wish for games.

[akamystic]

Granted.... But they are so old they fall apart.

I wish for dirt.

[andyspins]

Granted, its on top of you.

I wish for books.

[akamystic]

Granted..... They fall out of the sky and crash down on you.

I wish for pumpkin pie.

[Dark_Pixie]

Granted. Unfortunately it's Halloween, and you stole the pumpkin from kids who wanted to make it a jack o'lantern... so they carve your belly instead.

I wish I had another slot for a pirate...

[akamystic]

Granted..... It caps at level 5.

I wish for pumpkin spice bread.

[andyspins]

Granted, it's so spicy you burst into flames.

I wish for rain.

[akamystic]

Granted.... Acid rain.

I wish for Pumpkin tarts....