July 2010 Caption Contest

[Ofury/ Tom]

Skeleton Bandit: Um where'd i put me sword?
Skeleton with gun: I think you left it on the ship....
Skeleton Bandit: Oh dang it!
Jack Sparrow: i'm sorry did you say something?
Skeleton with Gun whispers to other skeleton: so much for a sneak attack did Jolly give u a pirate's head?
Skeleton bandit: um can you wait right here while i get my sword back?
Jack: Well sure!
Skeleton with gun: (shakes his head) You are by far the Worst undead i have ever heard of.
Gun Fire!
Jack comes out as the Victor
Dockwrecker: that box over there looks nice.....

[Tom SwordRage]

Skelly One:Theres Jack!!!!
Skelly Two:Yup thats him.
Jack:Humming not paying attention to the skellys.
Skelly One:Hey you with the cutlass.
Jack:Yeah???
Skelly Two:Freeze. (Pulls Pistol)
Jack:Ok.
Both Skellys:This way please on the boat.
Jack:Mister with the hammer.
Hammer Man:Yes Sir.
Jack:Watch out skellys.
Before the skellys understood what Jack said the hammer man knocked their heads off with the hammer.

[Isaiah Ropeswine]

Undead Grenaider: Whoa! Where are we?
Jack Sparrow: Arrgh! Looks like this Tepcat pirate photoshop'd us in here.
Undead Raider: Ooooooo..... I think she made my nails more sparkly.
Jack Sparrow: Don't worry bout that made! We just need to find a way out of here!
Undead Grenaider: I believe the only way to get out of here is to declare a winner for funniest caption.
Undead Raider: That Isaiah Ropey..... His story is real funny. And we're in it.
Jack Sparrow: You heard em Mods! Vote Isaiah Ropey for the 2010 Caption Contest.

[Raven Trueheart]

Jack talking to the fellow in back: "Arrrrg Matey, don't be nailin' that there crate up just yet,
Cause we're gonna have some skeleton bones to ship back to Jolly shortly!!!!"

[Jello743]

Skelly 1 : Hey Jack hows it hanging?
Skelly 2 : Shut up you fool! Were here to bring him back to the island!
Skelly 1 : Ik but im not feeling that mean right now
Skelly 2 : When Jolly Heres about this You'll...
Skelly 1 : Wait! Wait! Wait! You mean Jolly is a famous Italian record company founded in 1958 by Walter Guertler!
Skelly 2 : -_- That year hasn't come yet! Btw how do you know?
Skelly 1 : Uhh nvm
Jack : Hello mates do you know where i can find Jolly?
Skelly 2 : Yeah! all u have to do is come with us!
Skelly 1 : No he means Jolly the recording company
Jack : No i mean the place in Texas
Skelly 2 : Whats Texas?
Skelly 1 : Its a state In the USA
Skelly 2 : How in the world do you guys no about this????!!!???
Skelly 1 : ( Pics up his magazine and puts it behind his back )

[Jackfiresteel]

Jack Sparrow: Oh no! Someone help! Im being chased by my fan girls!!
Undead 1: Hey! Were not your fan girls.. but we are big fans.. WERE HERE TO CAPTURE YOU!!! MWAHAHAHA
Undead 2: PREPARE YOURSELF!!
Jack Sparrow: *sarcastically* Oh no what shaaaaallll I do? *whistles* *horde of fan pirates sprint towards him* Take out those skeletons! *Pirates destroy the skeletons in 2 seconds flat*

Dock worker: Gr,r ive been workin' ere' fer over twenty yyyers now.. *grumble grumble*

[magicmarbels]

Jack Sparrow: "Maybe if i pretend i don't see them they'll go away."

[charlottegold]

Skeleton 1 : Do you think I would look good in that outfit and hair?


Skeleton 2 : Let's get him and find out. The prices for clothes here are too high!


Jack Sparrow : I think I'll be keeping my clothes savvy (and then runs)

[charle88]

I'm horrible at captions, but here is my attempt.

Undead Grenadier: Okay, we seem to be at the right location...Hey! Is that who I think it is!?
Undead Brigand:Yeah, I see him too! It's that one guy from the Pirates of the Caribbean movie!
Undead Grenadier: Who was he again? Uh, John Crow? No. Jack Falcon...no
Undead Brigand: I think it was Jack Sparrow!
Undead Grenadier: Oh yeah! Hi Jack Sparrow!
Undead Brigand:Yeah what he said!
Jack Sparrow:Please no autographs!
Undead Brigand: We're not here for autographs! We have been sent by Jolly Roger to assassinate a certian man...
Undead Grenadier: (slaps Brigand) Don't tell him about our secret missions!
Undead Brigand: oh yeah! (shouts to everybody) NEVER MIND!! WE ARE CERTAINLY NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY IN PARTICULAR BECAUSE JOLLY ROGER DID NOT SEND US ON A SECRET MISSION!!!! PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WALKING CORPSES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DOCK!!!
Undead Grenadier: (Facepalms)
Undead Brigand:Hee hee! They don't suspect a thing!
Shipwright: I heard that!
Undead Brigand: No you didn't!
Undead Grenadier: Yes he did! The whole town heard you!
Undead Brigand: Oh they did? Uh... ATTENTION!!!
Undead Grenadier: (Groans and shakes head)
Undead Brigand: NONE OF YOU HEARD WHAT I HAVE JUST SAID!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!! NONE OF YOU HEARD ANYTHING!! NOW JUST GO BACK TO YOUR REGULAR BUSINESS SO WE CAN WORK ON OUR SECRET MISSION HANDED OUT TO US BY JOLLY ROGER!!!
Undead Grenadier: Great, now the whole town nows! Why was I assigned to you?
Undead Brigand: Well excuse me if Jolly Roger chooses by throwing name-cards in the air and picking up a random one!
Jack: Uh, I could help you find the person on which you are looking for. Who my that lucky or unlucky boy/and/or gal be? I do have a hunch that you're looking for someone I personally know..
Undead Brigand: We can't tell you, it's a secret.
Jack Sparrow: IWell I do not want to interfere with your quest then. I bid you a farewell! (runs away)
Undead Grenadier:Okaaay, now back to business...Jolly Roger wants us to find a guy called Johnny Depp...The compass star is saying that our target s moving away from us...
Undead Brigand:We've looked everywhere and we still can't find him! Where could he be?

[Jamesvsthekraken]

Ok here is my attempt at doing this Caption Contest thing.
Undead Guy #1(James): So we traveled all the way from Port Royal to Padres del Fuego to find this Jack Sparrow fella'.
Undead Guy #2(Oliver): Yep.
Undead Guy #1 (James) Hey don't you know we're undead and that we could just walk under water or threw rocks to get here instead of stowing away instead of on that Navy ship?
Undead Guy #2(Oliver): We're undead? Well that explains alot. Hey look there he is.
Jack Sparrow: Good Afternoon mates. How may I be of service?
Undead Guy #1(James): Are you Jack Sparrow?
Jack Sparrow: Captain...Captain Jack Sparrow and aye mate I am why?
Undead Guy #2(Oliver): Jolly Roger wants to see you.
Jack Sparrow: My deepest apologies to him but I have a very packed schedule today, can Jolly make an appointment?
Undead Guy #1(James): Well, no he's busy taking over the caribbean. But,sorry for bothering you then Mr. Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: It was no bother to me lad for i am looking for a fella named Roger. *Captain Jack Sparrow walks off looking around.*
Undead Guy #2 (Oliver): Hey James, I think I realized something.
Undead Guy #1(James): What did you realize?
Undead Guy #2 (Oliver): I could have sworn that Captain fella' looked just like Johnny Depp and that he was looking for our boss.
Undead Guy Guy #1(James): Really Oliver?
END OF SCENE

[Tuefenhandel]

How about...............

[djr_8fan]

Skeleton with gun: That be him!
Skeleton #2: Ahhhhhh...
Jack: Can I help ye boney chaps?
Skeleton #2: Ahhhhh...
Jack: Catching flies? That all he can say?
Skeleton with gun: Jolly wants ye Jack Saprrow.
Jack: Might I interest you in a trip to Florida.
Skeleton #2: Ahhhhh...
Skeleton with gun: What be in Florida?
Jack: There be this mystical waters that turn back age, and ye be in need of them.
Dockworker: Ye can stowaway. Just hop into the crate.
Skeleton #2: Ahhhhh....
Skeletons both hop into crate. Dockworker nails it shut.
Jack: We will throw this overboard, down to the depts to that monster of a fish!
Dockworker: Hope that fish not be starvin', those two dont have enough flesh to feed a maggot!

[Tom SwordRage]

Skelly One(Jack):Hey hes the leader guy from the Pirates of the Caribbean Movie
Skelly Two(Steve):Yeah lets get autographs
Jack:Ok
Jack Sparrow:Please no autographs
Jack: plzzzzzzzzzz
Steve:yeah plzzzzzzzzzzz
Jack S:Ok What ev

[Ropeburn]

HERE IS A REMAKE OF MINE THAT IS CALLED:
THE COMPLEATLY POINTLESS TIME WITH JACK SPARROW

SKELETON 1 : RAWR!!!
JACK: no.
SKELETON 1 & 2 : RAWWRR!!
JACK: no.
SKELETON 2: ok.
JACK: NEVER!!!
SKELETON 1 & 2: sure, ok.
JACK: IMMA FIRE'IN MY LAZZZORR!!!!
SKELETON 1 & 2 : sure, good luck with that.
JACK: Sure ok
SKELETON 1: u HAVE JUST BEEN PUNKED!!!!
JACK: WOW REALLY!?
SKELETON 1 & 2 : no.
JACK: then i find no meaning to life then....
SKELETON 1 & 2 : ok.
JACK: RAWR!!
SKELETON 1&2: ok.
JACK: WHY DID U STEAL MY COOKIE?!! * GETS BOMBS READY *
SKELETON: MEOW!!!!!!!
JACK: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
* JACK FLYS AWAY IN TERROR *
SKELETON 1: WELL IM LEAVING.
SKELETON 2: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!! IM A LONER!!!!!!!!!!
*SKELETON 1&2 LEAVES *
DOCKWORKER:Why does everyone always leave me???

THE END!!!!!

[Machazzard]

Here's my attempt:

Skeleton 1: SPARRROOOOWWWWW!!!!!
Jack: The intensity of the hearsay prior, without proper aquiescence at the initiation of a "could-have-been" conversation, has left me to esteem that you are not worth me time, savvy? Say, have ye seen my rum?
Skeleton 2: Quit the drunken rambling pirate, you're coming with us.
Jack: Aye, but my rum, once recovered is to stay at my side.
Skeleton(s) 1 & 2: *pull out weapons*
Jack: Well, mates, I have one word for you.......... por que?, parlelellyleloooo..., par...kour? , partner, par... snip, parsley...
Skeleton 1: Might ye be thinking of "Parley"?
Jack: That's the one... Parley!
Skeleton 2: We stopped following the pirate code centuries ago.... *laughs evilly*
Jack: It's settled than. I must be off, I hear my, umm... father, yes father, calling.... *unsheathes his sword and edges toward the end of the dock*
Skeleton 2: We all know your father isn't calling, being he is constantly lost and you can never seem to find him on your own.
Jack: You will always remember this day as the day you almost caught Cap... *falls into the water*
Dockworker: He is without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack [From a distance]: But you have heard of me.