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Pirate Assasains: Up for hire!
Well, me and Mr. Awesome were in Ravens Cove yesterday and we were looking pretty boss in our Barbossa outfits, so i decide to make an advertisement for Pirate Assassins.
Pirate Assassins: We will hunt down you, or your prey. 50,000 gold per hit.
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#2
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Can I be assassian? We could split it 1% for you 1% for MA and 98% for me
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#3
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same as above. though i would be willing to accept a much more reasonable rate.
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#4
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You have to be at least 75% as epic as me or MA, sorry. You may now not join, unless you give us rum.
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#5
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Preferably Voodoo Rum... But that is almost impossible to get... This might be a good time to prove you're epicness!
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#6
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based on provable facts relating to the game i am at least at 75% of your epicness
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#7
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Nobody is 75% of my epicness. Be gone or i will eat you alive.
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#8
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by definable terms I do my levels in game are at least 75% of yours (definable terms of epicness).I have lead three successful guilds (dead but successful). What is your clame to epicness.
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#9
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Me. You have to be me or Mr. Awesome, witch is impossible unless your my 18th personality.
(You know this is a joke, right?) |
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#10
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- tosses a gallon of rum - How about now?
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#11
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Awesome work James! Only 99 gallons to go!
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- calls rum airstrike - Thats about 980 galleons of rum. Can I be an assassian now? Im 110% more epic than seaking
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#13
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Just stating that you are 110% more epic than Seaking causes you to lose 35% of you're epicness. Looks like you will have to earn it back!
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#14
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How, exactly, am I supposed to earn it back?
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#15
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Can I be an assassin also? I have the Barbossa outfit and I can give rum.
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