Pirate Assasains: Up for hire!
 

Well, me and Mr. Awesome were in Ravens Cove yesterday and we were looking pretty boss in our Barbossa outfits, so i decide to make an advertisement for Pirate Assassins.

Pirate Assassins:
We will hunt down you, or your prey. 50,000 gold per hit.

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Can I be assassian? We could split it 1% for you 1% for MA and 98% for me :D

same as above. though i would be willing to accept a much more reasonable rate.

You have to be at least 75% as epic as me or MA, sorry. You may now not join, unless you give us rum.

Preferably Voodoo Rum... But that is almost impossible to get... This might be a good time to prove you're epicness!

based on provable facts relating to the game i am at least at 75% of your epicness

Nobody is 75% of my epicness. Be gone or i will eat you alive.

by definable terms I do my levels in game are at least 75% of yours (definable terms of epicness).I have lead three successful guilds (dead but successful). What is your clame to epicness.

Me. You have to be me or Mr. Awesome, witch is impossible unless your my 18th personality.

(You know this is a joke, right?)

- tosses a gallon of rum - How about now? :D

Awesome work James! Only 99 gallons to go!

- calls rum airstrike - Thats about 980 galleons of rum. Can I be an assassian now? Im 110% more epic than seaking :D

Just stating that you are 110% more epic than Seaking causes you to lose 35% of you're epicness. Looks like you will have to earn it back!

How, exactly, am I supposed to earn it back?

Can I be an assassin also? I have the Barbossa outfit and I can give rum.